J49: An Erotic Life

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

Unless this turns into a jealoux lover murder plot...

Of course for that to happen, Capri or Deena will have to actually love Johnny. They just love heroin.

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You don't watch enough SVU.


Johnny shows up dead and castrated he is found by two homeless people by the camden waterfront. Benson and Stabler interview co-workers and find out that Johnny has been skimming money off the top in his company for years and recently he started acting erratically.

Bong Bong!

They interview his wife and she doesn't seem to shook up over his death and she isn't surprised he was found in camden, She mentions something about being with his whores where he belongs. Back at the station BD Wong hacks Johnny's cellphone showing he subscribed to a misogynist gamer site called raperolled.com. They stare in shock as they view his threads where he goes into detail about keeping women addicted to drugs for sex. Stabler says something witty and they head out to interview hookers.

Bong Bong.

They meet up with that black nun lady who is always helping hookers and find out that out of the four hookers they have information on 1 of them died mysteriously, two of the other hookers are hopeless drug addicts but one named Capri seems to genuinely want to get clean and after trying to go into rehab multiple times Johnny's continued financial pressure she relapses much to her mothers anger. She says she is glad Johnny is dead and that he would of eventually done to her what he did to his other girls.

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Eventually DNA comes back on knife used to kill Johnny showing the finger prints belong to a dead hooker named seimone and that particles from the blade where pure silver. Ice Tea and Munch go to the camden docks to interview the local homeless population. After finding a homeless man being kicked out of a pawn shop Ice tea roughs him up a bit and finds out he was trying to pawn a silver serving spoon he found at the waterfront.

Bong Bong


Cut to interior pawn shop

Munch shares jewish heritage with the pawn shop owner and they have a good relationship so he tells him that he bought a silver dining set about a year ago from a young pro. He recently sold the silver cutlery set to a young blonde haired man recently who was only interested in a specific piece, He was very adamant the shop owner did not touch it with ungloved hands saying it was a family heirloom. Munch takes a grainy security camera still of the man and leaves.

Bong Bong

Meanwhile, Stabler arrests the mother of Capri due to terroristic threats on facebook about Johnny and the assistant DA says she doesn't have enough evidence.

At the trial the mother indignant about Johnny's death confesses taking credit for the murder. Munch in the audience scans the room and notices the man from the security footage sitting next to Johnny's wife, It was Johnny's son.

After a mistrial with Capris mom Johnnys son confesses to the the murder saying he left his webcam on in the living room to record a video about how much he loves his father but then got sick and had to go to the ER. Upon reviewing the video he saw his father bringing in seimone to his home and fucking her raw dog on his bed. After Johnny fell asleep he saw seimone steal silver from the families china cabinet including the murder weapon.

Overcome with anger he tracks her down and causes her to have an overdose of heroin and buys the silver knife with her prints on it and uses it to kill his father.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Jeeze, a_skeleton_02, that was spot fucking on for an episode of SUV. You should submit it. I'm sure they're about out of ideas.

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SVU is like background noise at my house it's constantly on. I've probably seen every episode by osmosis by now.