J49: An Erotic Life

Thread starter Synj
Start date Aug 2, 2016

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande

Apr 22, 2016

#2,081

Hoss_sl said:
it took you 10 minutes to type that?

Yes, because I was only using my left hand.

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande

Apr 22, 2016

#2,082

Hoss_sl said:
J Better make sure she knows to run if she ever sees skeletor approaching her.

Why would I ever be approaching Capri or his fantasy wife, tho?

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider

Apr 22, 2016

#2,083

NO

Last edited: Jun 19, 2017

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

<Medals Crew>

Apr 22, 2016

#2,084

Johnny49_sl said:
your looking at the screenshot time...not the text time

What's happening with the whores this week, Johnny?

Evernothing

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

Apr 22, 2016

#2,085

J53's wife ran into Capri today.

Calbiyum

Molten Core Raider

Apr 22, 2016

#2,086

Imagine if his kids are actually pretty smart and they have these two 12 year olds as parents who cant read or write.

Fifey

Trakanon Raider

Apr 22, 2016

#2,087

I walked by a methadone clinic today on my lunch break and had to come check this thread, I think somethings wrong with me.

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA

<Banned>

Apr 22, 2016

#2,088

fifey_sl said:
I walked by a methadone clinic today on my lunch break and had to come check this thread, I think somethings wrong with me.

You live in Portland. Moving is all it will take to fix yourself.

Jait

Molten Core Raider

Apr 22, 2016

#2,089

There's also more methadone clinics than Starbucks up there.

Calbiyum

Molten Core Raider

Apr 22, 2016

#2,090

Jait_sl said:
There's also more methadone clinics than Starbucks up there.

Who needs a sugar high when you can get a heroine high for 50% cheaper

Brikker

Trump's Staff

Apr 22, 2016

#2,091

Ryanz_sl said:
Worst fake ending ever.

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Erronius

Macho Ma'am

<Gold Donor>

Apr 22, 2016

#2,092

The script for Prometheus was better written than this.

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA

<Banned>

Apr 22, 2016

#2,093

Erronius_sl said:
The script for Prometheus was better written than this.

Are you insinuating that Prometheus doesn't have the greatest screen play ever written? Unban Comrade Araysar to defend such preposterous claims

jooka

marco esquandolas

<Bronze Donator>

Apr 22, 2016

#2,094

J, $1700 man, dont let us down. Wife be all up in your nuts is killing this thread Mr. Get it together man, new whore, new club.

Dalien

Registered Hodor

Apr 22, 2016

#2,095

I hope that after the J49 show ends they make a prequel about Wolf and his early days as a butthole cleaner.

Erronius

Macho Ma'am

<Gold Donor>

Apr 23, 2016

#2,096

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Are you insinuating that Prometheus doesn't have the greatest screen play ever written? Unban Comrade Araysar to defend such preposterous claims

Someone get him on the batphone and have him PM me

Gamma Rays

Large sized member

Apr 23, 2016

#2,097

Dalien_sl said:
I hope that after the J49 show ends they make a prequel about Wolf and his early days as a butthole cleaner.

Better call Wolf.

zippitydoda

Bronze Knight of the Realm

Apr 23, 2016

#2,098

heroin hookers have more self confidence than mrs j49 after all.

Oldbased

> Than U

Apr 23, 2016

#2,099

Erronius_sl said:
The script for Prometheus was better written than this.

In all fairness, Prometheus was a pretty good movie.These old crack whore movies were a dime a dozen back in the 80s.

Jait

Molten Core Raider

Apr 23, 2016

#2,100

Evernothing_sl said:
J53's wife ran into Capri today.

Don't make fun of Destron. She's a valued member here.

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