J49: An Erotic Life

When your wife is running for President you need to clean up your act.

Ive learned his kids take after both parents and are pretty dumb

I learned that if I'm not happy with my marriage, I'll bang some street walker junkie and have them write about me cumming 12 times in a day in their dairy. That will turn my marriage around for the better.

I learned I need a job that will allow me to take under the table money.

I learned that people will follow an interesting story on the internet, even if the author writes like a horny 6th grader with FAS.

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Try mowing the lawn.

Haha at J thinking all's well and ends well. This ain't the epilogue bud.

pemulis_sl said:

inevitably, Capri will wind up dead, either by murder or OD, and sooner rather than later. although the mom asked you to stay away, she's still blame you when it happens. there's a whole new chapter to be written in this story, and we'll be waiting.

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or she murder's Johnny before taking her own life. The possibilities are endless!

Someone needs to take the screenshots and add a Animal House ending with where they are in 10'years.

Time to dump all your pics

intelnavi_sl said:

Time to dump all your pics

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Here!!!!

I have learned marriage is not sacred to everyone and some people are hollow on the inside.

Jamis taught me that when you kill, you pay for it.

I have learned that you can hire someone to clean other people's buttholes.

ohkcrlho_sl said:

I have learned that you can hire someone to clean other people's buttholes.

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Yeah, thanks to this thread job opportunities in that field are going to sky rocket.

It feels like we've all been to one of those work related team-building workshops.

And now we're sitting around on the last day - what have we learned??

I've learned, from reading J52's exploits, that my life is actually quite boring and dull . . . and I'm happy that it is.

I've learned that it's probably time to stop going to swinger clubs now.