Juice-tice for CarpiSun

Fucking lunchinks.

Even when on ignore we still see people's stupid titles, forum justice demands any method of their personal communication be stricken from the record.

Has capri sun employed a better method of delivery, or do I still need to jab a straw through some foil that may or may not break and may or may not spray juice everywhere upon penetration?

CarpiSun sounds like a nasty fish drink.