Jupiter Ascending (2015)

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Title: Jupiter Ascending

Tagline: Expand your universe.

Genre: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Action, Adventure

Director: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski

Cast: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Douglas Booth, Tuppence Middleton, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Christina Cole, Nicholas A. Newman, Ramon Tikaram, Ariyon Bakare, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Frog Stone, David Ajala, Bae Doona, Terry Gilliam, Vanessa Kirby, James D'Arcy, Simon Dutton, Spencer Wilding, Demi Kazanis, Kick Gurry, Tim Pigott-Smith, Charlotte Beaumont, Neil Fingleton, Jeremy Swift, Katherine Cunningham, Luke Neal, Dilyana Bouklieva, Edward Hogg, Jozef Aoki, Tamela D'Amico, Kara Lily Hayworth, Tim Connolly, Alexandra Fraser, Charlotte Rickard, Hazel D'Jan, Eric Ian, Derek Blankenship, Symara A. Templeman, Ekaterina Zalitko, Sharon Coleman, Georgia Winters, Mark Norris, Edd Osmond, Jon Norris, Elina Alminas, Andy Ahrens, Jermaine Tindell, Karen Anderson, Vander McLeod, Thomas Gaitsch, Oleg Nasobin, Sarah Campbell, Olia Klein, Kenny Knight, Rimmel Daniel, Sarah Crowden, Cliff Fleming, Sean Baker, Nathan Geist, Raiden Integra, Ryan Browning Johnson, Clem So, Claire Benedict

Release: 2015-02-04

Runtime: 124

Plot: In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…

 
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[CONTAINER][POSTER]View attachment 125029[/POSTER][MOVIE]Title: Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Tagline: Expand your universe.

Genre: [GENRE]Science Fiction[/GENRE], [GENRE]Fantasy[/GENRE], [GENRE]Action[/GENRE], [GENRE]Adventure[/GENRE]

Director: [DIRECTOR]Lana Wachowski[/DIRECTOR], [DIRECTOR]Lilly Wachowski[/DIRECTOR]

Cast: [ACTOR]Mila Kunis[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Channing Tatum[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Sean Bean[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Eddie Redmayne[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Douglas Booth[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Tuppence Middleton[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Gugu Mbatha-Raw[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Nikki Amuka-Bird[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Christina Cole[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Nicholas A. Newman[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Ramon Tikaram[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Ariyon Bakare[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Maria Doyle Kennedy[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Frog Stone[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]David Ajala[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Bae Doona[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Terry Gilliam[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Vanessa Kirby[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]James D'Arcy[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Simon Dutton[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Spencer Wilding[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Demi Kazanis[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Kick Gurry[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Tim Pigott-Smith[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Charlotte Beaumont[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Neil Fingleton[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Jeremy Swift[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Katherine Cunningham[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Luke Neal[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Dilyana Bouklieva[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Edward Hogg[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Jozef Aoki[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Tamela D'Amico[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Kara Lily Hayworth[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Tim Connolly[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Alexandra Fraser[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Charlotte Rickard[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Hazel D'Jan[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Eric Ian[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Derek Blankenship[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Symara A. Templeman[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Ekaterina Zalitko[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Sharon Coleman[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Georgia Winters[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Mark Norris[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Edd Osmond[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Jon Norris[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Elina Alminas[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Andy Ahrens[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Jermaine Tindell[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Karen Anderson[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Vander McLeod[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Thomas Gaitsch[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Oleg Nasobin[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Sarah Campbell[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Olia Klein[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Kenny Knight[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Rimmel Daniel[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Sarah Crowden[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Cliff Fleming[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Sean Baker[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Nathan Geist[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Raiden Integra[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Ryan Browning Johnson[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Clem So[/ACTOR], [ACTOR]Claire Benedict[/ACTOR]

Release Date: [RELEASE]2015-02-04[/RELEASE]

Runtime: [RUNTIME]124[/RUNTIME]

Plot: In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…[/MOVIE][/CONTAINER]



Channing Tatum - space elf!
 
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Title: Jupiter Ascending

Tagline: Expand your universe.

Genre: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Action, Adventure

Director: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski

Cast: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Douglas Booth, Tuppence Middleton, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Christina Cole, Nicholas A. Newman, Ramon Tikaram, Ariyon Bakare, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Frog Stone, David Ajala, Bae Doona, Terry Gilliam, Vanessa Kirby, James D'Arcy, Simon Dutton, Spencer Wilding, Demi Kazanis, Kick Gurry, Tim Pigott-Smith, Charlotte Beaumont, Neil Fingleton, Jeremy Swift, Katherine Cunningham, Luke Neal, Dilyana Bouklieva, Edward Hogg, Jozef Aoki, Tamela D'Amico, Kara Lily Hayworth, Tim Connolly, Alexandra Fraser, Charlotte Rickard, Hazel D'Jan, Eric Ian, Derek Blankenship, Symara A. Templeman, Ekaterina Zalitko, Sharon Coleman, Georgia Winters, Mark Norris, Edd Osmond, Jon Norris, Elina Alminas, Andy Ahrens, Jermaine Tindell, Karen Anderson, Vander McLeod, Thomas Gaitsch, Oleg Nasobin, Sarah Campbell, Olia Klein, Kenny Knight, Rimmel Daniel, Sarah Crowden, Cliff Fleming, Sean Baker, Nathan Geist, Raiden Integra, Ryan Browning Johnson, Clem So, Claire Benedict

Release: 2015-02-04

Runtime: 124

Plot: In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…


 
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looks alright, nothing i will want to run out in the streets naked screaming, Eureka! about, but might be a decent secondary flick. the wachowskis still make beautiful looking films, they just dont always deliver in other aspects. pretty telling when the trailer still lists their credit as "from the creators of The Matrix"
 
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Maester Chuk_sl said:
looks alright, nothing i will want to run out in the streets naked screaming, Eureka! about, but might be a decent secondary flick. the wachowskis still make beautiful looking films, they just dont always deliver in other aspects. pretty telling when the trailer still lists their credit as "from the creators of The Matrix"
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Well, even if they had a fairly big hit since then, it is hard to be bigger or more recognized than The Matrix. Hell, if I made Casablanca and was still making hit films, I'd still list Casablanca because everyone has heard of it. Name recognition is probably more important than anything else in the advertising game, I'd imagine.

This movie looks ok, a little arts-fartsy, but Mila is back in shape, and who doesn't want to Channing her Tatum?
 
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im curious, how long can you milk a film credit to promote your next project? forever? yes the matrix was an iconic game changer. nobody can ever take that away from them, it just seems that after 15 years and half a dozen films since the matrix that they would have something else to brag about. the wachowskis didnt even get mentioned by name, they are just "the creators of the matrix" now. thats pretty fucking sad. and look i love their films. i got flamed hard for proclaiming that street racer was one of the best movies of the year. im probably the only one here who liked their ninja movie and cloud atlas. and i still love me some matrix reloaded, whenever its on i still watch it even though i have to channel surf through all the zion scenes. the wachowskis should be at james cameron, tarentino and eastwood level by now, but after 15 years they are still tying to earn a name for themselves. i dunno wtf happened. is it because the one brother cut his cock off and calls himself lana now?
 
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This is probably one of those no middle ground kind of movies. It will either be awesome or a complete piece of shit.
 
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This is probably one of those no middle ground kind of movies. It will either be awesome or a complete piece of shit.
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Yeah I think you are correct about that. Also, Channing Tantum is such a shitty, shitty, actor...its painful to watch him speak. But, I suppose if anyone can take an awful actor and still churn out a decent film with him, its the Matrix peeps.
 
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I got excited because I thought I saw Justin Long in the trailer, but I checked IMDB and he isn't in this.
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I got excited because I thought I saw Justin Long in the trailer, but I checked IMDB and he isn't in this.
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I thought I saw the nerdy scientist from Pacific Rim in there, speaking with a funky synthesized voice. Checked IMDB, I wasn't even close.
 
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She's a Russian shit scrubber who hit the genetic lottery so space humans view her as The One goddess and Mrs Smithkeisha the current space princess bitch wants her dead cause somehow everyone important knows about her but not the space public so they send Channing Tatum as the male elf version of Trinity to... I don't even fucking know.
 
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this movie would have been 100x better if vin diesel or the rock had played channing tatyum's role. I'm expecting another cloud atlas though, some cool looking shit with a few wtf moments that make it all a mess, and being a box office flop. oh well, the wachowski's are working on a scifi show with the creator of babylon 5 so at least we still got that
 
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