Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

Sylas

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Big Phoenix said:
What the fuck is the draw of these movies?

Story's are pants on head retarded
Filled with the dumbest tropes
Dinosaurs take a back seat to stupid characters and plot lines
None of the sequels have the novelty of well done cgi and set pieces the first has

Yet they print money
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Dinosaurs? Kids love dinosaurs. That's a fucking universal truth. Kids dont give a shit about story or plot, just dinosaurs.

Also the boys who grew up watching Jurassic park as kids are now dads taking their kids, and ScarJo is easy on the eyes (still, but starting to fade)
 
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Sylas said:
Dinosaurs? Kids love dinosaurs. That's a fucking universal truth. Kids dont give a shit about story or plot, just dinosaurs.

Also the boys who grew up watching Jurassic park as kids are now dads taking their kids, and ScarJo is easy on the eyes (still, but starting to fade)
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Yep this was us exactly. Took the 9 year old to see it and he practically fell asleep if there weren't dinosaurs on the screen, then complained we didnt see enough of them after it was over.

And ScarJo wore a tactical vest for half the movie so you couldn't see her tits.

Movie sucked.
 
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TheNozz said:
The movie was just so fucking boring, its not even necessarily bad. I didnt even find myself really picking the film apart, so much as just wondering, when was the fucking thing going to end
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People thought i was kidding about the falling asleep in the theater thing. Half the theater was out cold.
 
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even-though it gain a bunch of headlines about having a better opening than jw:d, the extra holidays only added a couple million. while still estimates, looks like got a super kick in the hoo-ha this weekend.
 
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Sylas said:
Dinosaurs? Kids love dinosaurs. That's a fucking universal truth. Kids dont give a shit about story or plot, just dinosaurs.

Also the boys who grew up watching Jurassic park as kids are now dads taking their kids, and ScarJo is easy on the eyes (still, but starting to fade)
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Yeah, except the entire problem with most of these modern Jurassic movies is not enough dinosaurs. The third reboot film focused on a swarm of insects of all things. They put way too much time into characters and plot no one cares about.

The diminishing box office grosses of each successive film since the reboot is a clear indication that while it's still making money it's losing some of the appeal.
 
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