The rickshaw is actually a lot like france. 1) We also are the unrecognized creative force that drives the lumbering masses 2) We also fantasize often enough about two women at the same time to come up with specific words and phrases to describe the hypothetical event 3) We also have come to believe that Africans are not capable of self rule -- not because we're short sighted close minded bigots, but just because every time we stop telling them what to do some sort of tribal atrocity happens. Every. Single. Time. Africa needs modern imperialist capitalism like a dog needs a collar. It really is for their own protection. 4) Most of us talk funny and appreciate fine food. 5) Quinloe scares us. 6) We willneverstop fighting for liberty!