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Bald Brah

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Actually it's looking she's a street shitting ALIEN grandma ;)
I knew she was the manhunter in ep 2.

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Caliane

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arch caught something. both he and az were complaining about the mystery box. az complaining how theres like 5 suspects for who is the manhunter. arch also making the same note and complaint.

Grandma is still most likely suspect. especially after asserting she healed her husband and then cucked him.

but Arch noted. the Guardian is 100% a Martian. Almost certainly a White Martian then. I thought they might do White Martians with all this shapeshifting mystery stuff. that then also explains the Guardian seemingly being evil. and the earlier tease showing the Guardian as being TALL in its true form. not a mistake, and not contempt. it was intended as a clue.

White Martians being on Earth would be a reason for Manhunters to also be infiltrating Earth. and, White/green Martians might be a part of the reason for being Lanterns, not Green lanterns. even more complicated with Martian Manhunter... who I suspect might show up at the end too then.

now, to be clear. Martian Manhunter, and the Manhunters are NOT related in the comics in any way. Manhunter is just an oldtimey name for a Detective/private investigtor, in regards to Martian Manhunter.

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Malakriss

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Zero concern that the alien proxy company with satellite weapons is running the meat and livestock industry across the country. They may be supervillain evil but they can't be THAT evil. 100% trust and integrity in the food supply.

Also why did the automated arms come down first to get all bloody from the splashback, they would just limit the paths of the lasers.
 

Dr.Retarded

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I like the show so far but damn its almost a complete copy of the Watchmen show
Didn't Damon lindelof also do that horrendous show?

My buddy actually did stunt work in it as one of the racist Rorschach cult people. Him and one of his other stunt buddies were shooting machine guns during some sort of firefight. I was like did you ever watch that and he's like nope, he told me he could tell it was just a goddamn nightmare of a TV show based on the production, but it paid the bills.
 

Bald Brah

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So what's the play here if the slutty big nosed Indian grandma is secretly the murderbot from outer space?

She's going to morph into the terminator in the middle of a fully clothed sex scene with john stewart? She gonna literally catch him with his pants down and rearrange his organs?

This makes no fucking sense.
 
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Xevy

Log Wizard
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If it was good writing she was collecting his DNA because the Guardians obviously saw something in it. That's much more likely than an infinitely old robot just being horny.
 

Homsar

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That's the thing, guardians rarely have a hand in things and they definitely don't pick them at child birth. These writers are just pulling shit out there ass
 

Bald Brah

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I just don't get it. It's like Halbrand/Sauron fucking Galadrielle in the shitty lord of the rings show. There is absolutely no reason for a manhunter to trick a Lantern into sex sessions.

Oh let's turn Mortal enemies into sex with benefits frenemies!

So fucking retarded.
 

Lanx

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are all these nog actors fucking brits


there are no noggy nog american actors besides will smith and his faggot thing?
 

Kajiimagi

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are all these nog actors fucking brits


there are no noggy nog american actors besides will smith and his faggot thing?

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Where were you when you heard stringer bell speak w/ his real accent? I looked at my Television like my damn TV had AIDS.