Lord of the Rings: Gollum

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I do not understand what happened to games and game devs.
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Welp, this came out today and it is a flaming pile of shit - like that is a shock.

The Lord of the Rings - Gollum

The Lord of the Rings: Gollum is a story-driven action adventure. Take on a perilous journey as Gollum, chasing the only thing that is precious to him. Gollum is skillful and cunning, but also torn by his split personality. One mind, two egos you decide! Athletic and agile, sneaky and cunning...
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Was watching a video of this, and they mentioned golum's love for the ring was the only thing he was passionate about. And I couldn't help but thing, is there art of gollum wearing the one ring as a cock ring.

There is my brothers, there is.
 
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Was watching a video of this, and they mentioned golum's love for the ring was the only thing he was passionate about. And I couldn't help but thing, is there art of gollum wearing the one ring as a cock ring.

There is my brothers, there is.
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Sorry, that doesn't fit with lore, as that would count as wearing it.

Gollum: "We-z cant wears it or he will finds us. The eye! The eye is always watching!"
Eye of Sauron: "I SEE YOU...wait...what are you DOING! STOP THAT!! THE RING DOESNT GO THERE!!!"
 
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If you fuck someone while wearing the One Cockring, do they turn invisible too?
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Preposterous. Frodo doesn't go invisible when he clenches a fist around the ring. Unless you are docking with someone only one person goes invis. JFC.
 
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LOL Sweet Christ.

FYI: This dev house was purchased by Nacon so I would guess this is definitely a Nacon decision. With that said, here are the developer subsidiaries and names to avoid like the fucking plague going forward if you even ever heard of any of these ass clowns:

  • Nacon Game Publishing
  • Nacon Studio Milan
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LOL Sweet Christ.

FYI: This dev house was purchased by Nacon so I wouold guess this is definitely a Nacon decision. With that said, here are the developer subsidiaries and names to avoid like the fucking plague going forward if you even ever heard of any of these ass clowns:

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Only heard of Spiders, they did Greedfall.
 
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Only heard of Spiders, they did Greedfall.
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Yeah Focus Home Interactive Published. GF2 is now under-development with Nacom as they acquired Spiders - will be interesting to see what happens as a result.
 
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LOL Sweet Christ.

FYI: This dev house was purchased by Nacon so I would guess this is definitely a Nacon decision. With that said, here are the developer subsidiaries and names to avoid like the fucking plague going forward if you even ever heard of any of these ass clowns:

  • Nacon Game Publishing
  • Nacon Studio Milan
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Cyanide has the Blood Bowl games and they made a pretty good Game of Thrones game, way back before season 6. Also, Cyanide made the Styx games that someone mentioned earlier, not Daedalic.

Daedalic has been the publisher for a few good games I have played. The best were from Mimimi studios, which did Desperados 3 and Shadow Tactics (modern day Commandos type games). Looks like they dropped Daedalic already, as Steam has their next game as a self publish.

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They had this thing pre-canned a month go :p

Once again, this is what happens when you have an infestation of diversity hires. As you can see, since these games are starting to release now after the 2020-2021 die hard purple hair we want a union revolution to cover they are shit at their job.

Also this dude wins:







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I'm mad because you guys took the worst game of the year award from Redfall.
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