Because I'm bored at work, I'm gonna relate my Alexandra Daddario story. I have probably told it before. You don't have to read if you've got more important things to do. It isn't a great story.
I work with fucking nutburgers. They believe all kinds of conspiracy theories, ghosts, you name it. This one chick, her dad started reading The Secret, and got her hooked on it. To summarize so you don't have to buy the shitty book or even Google it, it boils down to "Whatever you put out into the universe will come back to you." So if you put good thoughts out there, good things will come back to you. If you give away money, money will come to you. Blah blah stupid horseshit. I'm obviously glossing over a lot of it, but I didn't read the damn thing either, she just tried to tell me all about it. Which was probably difficult, because I would shit all over it. I mean, obviously if you treat people respectfully, you're more likely to be treated the same back. But they would "put out into the universe" stuff like wanting to become financially successful and independent...but not do anything else about it except "put it out there."
So I was watching whatever the latest Percy Jackson movie was, and while I know it mostly sucked, it had Alexandra Daddario in it, prior to most people knowing who she was. It is more of a kids/teen type of movie, so they really took great strides to strap those titties down, but in a couple of scenes I noticed them, and I was obviously mesmerized. And after looking up to see that she was way more than legal, I told my coworker that I was putting out into the universe that I *really* want to see AD's titties naked. She got really mad at me for some reason!
Not more than a month or two later, True Detective Season 1 came out. And my wish was granted by the universe. I immediately told my coworker the next day, and showed her the clip on the internet and how glorious they were. And even some beaver! I told her that I was a believer now, and I was going to start putting out into the universe all the different women I wanted to see naked. She tried to tell me that's now how it is supposed to work, but I told her that the universe clearly agreed with me, since it reacted so quickly, and maybe she could learn a thing or two from my lesson.
She didn't speak to me for weeks. It was glorious. As were AD's titties.