Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Can't rep you again apparently but you do know that post was perfect in every way I hope.

Tuco_sl said:

If Furiosa was a male it'd have to be a gay male, because otherwise you know Furioso would be taking them bitches to his parent's house just to fuck them all.



But really, it only makes sense with Furiosa as a female because only a hot young female could identify enough with the most well treated characters in the universe so much that she decided they were the ones needed rescuing. Did the war boys need rescuing? No. Living a life of squalor and raised to believe a set of myths of purpose and reincarnation was fine. Did the milk-tit-cows need rescuing? No. Being confined to a chair and watching your soaps all day was just what they wanted. What about the untouchables below? Fuck them and their weird tent backpacks.

In Furiosa's mind the real victims were the women raised from birth/very young age to be shielded from radiation and the elements to produce the first known healthy children in anyone's lifetime. And the only way that works as a plot is if Furiosa is a hot young woman.

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Tuco_sl said:

If Furiosa was a male it'd have to be a gay male, because otherwise you know Furioso would be taking them bitches to his parent's house just to fuck them all.



But really, it only makes sense with Furiosa as a female because only a hot young female could identify enough with the most well treated characters in the universe so much that she decided they were the ones needed rescuing. Did the war boys need rescuing? No. Living a life of squalor and raised to believe a set of myths of purpose and reincarnation was fine. Did the milk-tit-cows need rescuing? No. Being confined to a chair and watching your soaps all day was just what they wanted. What about the untouchables below? Fuck them and their weird tent backpacks.

In Furiosa's mind the real victims were the women raised from birth/very young age to be shielded from radiation and the elements to produce the first known healthy children in anyone's lifetime. And the only way that works as a plot is if Furiosa is a hot young woman.

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Wouldn't post in GG thread--but Mad Max reveals his inner shit lord. Witness him!

nice, the 8 bit cinema was cool

one movie sin however in that EWW was "why is this chick naked?"... was he not paying attention? it was a trap, hell max says it "That, is a trap..." - it was a trap set up by the mothers- someone would be like "sweet necked chick!" and go try and get her- then the others would pop out and kill/steal/whatever them... but because Furiosa came out (I believe she came out first) the many mothers where like "woot!"

Its also why SJW feminists didn't complain about it (that scene) because it was not "men using the body of a woman as a trap" but "women empowering themselves and taking advantage of men's weakness with their own raw power!"

more proof EWW was just having a fun time with the movie, and in fact it was perfect in every way.

Also, I was watching clips of the movie on youtube, and while the clips are fine...they just don't "work" alone as perfectly as they do all together- the movie is the movie in the whole, its so cool how everything flows practically perfect.

He meant to say perfect in nearly every way.

Jabberwhacky_sl said:

He meant to say perfect in nearly every way.

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Nearly?

Jabberwhacky_sl said:

He meant to say perfect in nearly every way.

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mediocre

thank god this movie was fury road and not furry road.

Xeldar_sl said:

thank god this movie was fury road and not furry road.

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Probably saving that one for the porn parody.

So this movie was pretty good. I'm not usually very interested with most post apocalyptic settings much but the action was pretty much flawless.

The cars and trucks despite their absurdity actually felt like they were real objects with working, if not absurd, drive trains. I assume they were not just all CGI Lucas specials?

That was a brilliant insight, Tuco. I laughed out loud out of my mouth hole.

She puts wax all around the hole
Where she puts the food in
They call it a mouth
They call it a mouth
They call it a mouth

Big Phoenix_sl said:

About as real as you could get without killing people. Even the crash at the very end was real.

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Not entirely without cgi i see

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

Cutting off Charlize Theron's arm must not have been in her contract.

Pffft. Actors these days.

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you didn't see the green screen behind them in some scenes?