Itlan
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Hoss
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It's straight for you if you think it' a girl. It's gay for you if you know it's a dude. It's gay for him either way since I'm assuming he knows you're a dude.
The closest thing there is to a grey area is glory holes and even then, it depends on what you believe to be on the other side.
Noodleface
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Fine. I came home and my wife was cooking spaghetti squash or some shit.
God damnit I'm a man not some flower eater
God damnit I'm a man not some flower eater
Noodleface
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I mean it must be a joke right, haha his name is noodleface he'll be so mad when I make spaghetti squash lolz
Now a dick is in your butt, how does that make you feel BITCH
Now a dick is in your butt, how does that make you feel BITCH
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Khane
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How can we tie this into the marriage thread properly so it doesn't become a derail?
What does a zucchini look like?
What can you do with a zucchini... besides eat it?
If you get a zucchini from your neighbor "Black Charlie", should you let your wife eat it? Will she only ever want his zucchini after that because his zucchini is bigger and more satisfying than yours?
I got nothin.
What does a zucchini look like?
What can you do with a zucchini... besides eat it?
If you get a zucchini from your neighbor "Black Charlie", should you let your wife eat it? Will she only ever want his zucchini after that because his zucchini is bigger and more satisfying than yours?
I got nothin.
Hoss
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Maybe we could talk about how a garden can be a couple's activity? My wife grows zucchinis and squash. I don't like the squash but the Z is good. She also grew jalapenos and cayennes last time and pretty much always grows tomatoes. My part in the whole deal is protecting it from rabbits and some heavy lifting once in a while.
On the porch having cigar and beer after working 8 at job and 3 at rental. She's inside doing the banging shit maneuver so I'm just waiting for the explosion.
Noodleface
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When women are working when you're not and they're getting pissed off they start bashing and throwing shit as they work with increasing amplitude until they finally pop
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I told my wife long ago that I don't speak "passive aggressive" when she would start that stuff up. It took a few times before she caught on but now she she just comes right oit with what is bugging her.
A few months after moving back to the states we were staying out at her parents and her mom was going full tilt with it, because she had made some plans that included us but we already had stuff going on.I told her the same thing and my wife just looked at her and said "Sorry mom, he really doesn't". She stormed out of the room and my wife and I high fived.
I am forunate wr lived outside of the US and away from family influence for the first 10 years of our relationship.
A few months after moving back to the states we were staying out at her parents and her mom was going full tilt with it, because she had made some plans that included us but we already had stuff going on.I told her the same thing and my wife just looked at her and said "Sorry mom, he really doesn't". She stormed out of the room and my wife and I high fived.
I am forunate wr lived outside of the US and away from family influence for the first 10 years of our relationship.