Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Nope, only 3 ingredients.

Close tho @a_skeleton_06

Hoss said:

You might be right that lasagne is the worst, but that doesn't mean it isn't delicious. I'm having trouble thinking of a bad italian dish that's not just poorly cooked.

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Basically anything with raw tomatoes in it. So italian salads, really.

Yuck.

everyone knows american cheese is the best for pizza, lasagna, and all foods italian

And campbell's tomato soup makes the best sauce

Slick cheese and ketchup on a slice of wonder bread. Merican pizza

What the fuck is going on in here? This thread is giving me rage and I'm not even sure why.

But my wife and I just had on-the-sly sex while the kids were downstairs, so I'm not that mad.

but did you eat american cheese out of her first?

it's pretty good in lasagna

Brikker said:

but did you eat american cheese out of her first?

it's pretty good in lasagna

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Sadly cheese was not involved.

Brikker said:

but did you eat american cheese out of her first?

it's pretty good in lasagna

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And I made lasagna tonight. No american cheese was involved. Fuck that.

Man I probably told this story before but since we're talking about it...

When I was like 16 my new step-dad kept talking about this delicious pizza he could make us. Home made pizza and his kids raved about it. Sounded awesome.

I had to work the day he made it and got home at like 10pm. Grabbed my leftovers and prepared to go to town but was stopped on the first bite. It was really runny and tasted very tangy.

After my brother stopped laughing he told me he made it with American cheese and ragu spaghetti sauce. My night was so ruined

Noodleface said:

Man I probably told this story before but since we're talking about it...

When I was like 16 my new step-dad kept talking about this delicious pizza he could make us. Home made pizza and his kids raved about it. Sounded awesome.

I had to work the day he made it and got home at like 10pm. Grabbed my leftovers and prepared to go to town but was stopped on the first bite. It was really runny and tasted very tangy.

After my brother stopped laughing he told me he made it with American cheese and ragu spaghetti sauce. My night was so ruined

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You have told that story before. It's still awesome.

You're an animal.