Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Soygen_sl said:

I'm in the camp of "men and women are both shady".

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I had a longer post typed out that agreed with this. Soygen summed it up nicely.

Sutekh_sl said:

My hair's been thinning a lot lately bro, I can't get my spikes up anymore.

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It's ok man.. me too. I shave my head now in anticipation for the worst

Noodlemod_sl said:

It's ok man.. me too. I shave my head now in anticipation for the worst

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Thankfully I can still pull off short hair and don't have to do the full on shave. I figure I've got like 5-6 years before it's almost all gone, science needs to fucking hurry up and fix this shit.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

So, if you hold a passed out hooker up high in your arms at the edge of a cliff, will a theme song start playing, or will you get arrested?

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This post was underrated. Well played.

Commander Vimeseh_sl said:

The hobby thing is a good idea actually. For instance I've always been interested in woodwork so over the last couple of years I've put effort into being actually able to produce it. A couple tables, chairs, chests etc. Well I decided to put some of my stuff out there and started hitting up events and workshops where you can showcase your stuff or learn new techniques. Surprisingly at these events I've met a few very nice women. Even outside of that scene I've sparked some interest just talking about it or showing some picks on the phone. I guess bitches love creativity like they love wine.

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In that regard, check the meetup.com groups in your area for stuff you are into or interested in. You're in a major metro area, just because you live with the Arabs in Dearborn doesn't mean you can't get out to meet people. This is common as your 20's fade away, you don't have those ready made social circles that you relied on before. You'll find I think as you get to the 40's more and more people meet through work (not necessarily co-workers but job overlap and connections) because that's just the most common circle people have to meet their own demographics that are geographically close. People have less free time overall as they focus on careers, serious relationships and families. The only way to meet people as you grow older is going to be forcing yourself to go out and be around others somehow.

Selix_sl said:

Well time to go full blown secure mode. Just found my wife's conversation with her new boyfriend and shes already talking to an attorney. Apparently this "separation" she convinced me we are doing is just smoke and mirrors.

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Yes, it is time to talk to a lawyer. Now.

Also, Vim is right. Even if you want to rage at her, resist the urge. The more put together and reasonable you look to the court, the more likely you come out ahead. That said, secure your stuff. I'm sure a divorce lawyer could give you good advice on what you should do and how to do it.

The Master_sl said:

Not sure if getting left out of Lejina's summary is a good thing or a bad thing.

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I got left out too.

What do I get classified as?

Sutekh_sl said:

What do I get classified as?

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Depends how the next few weeks play out.

Could be spikey hair baby man or could be yoloswaggins

Haast_sl said:

This post was underrated. Well played.

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I read somewhere that translated from Swahili this says something along the lines of "Look it's a lion. It's a lion everybody"

The Ancient_sl said:

I read somewhere that translated from Swahili this says something along the lines of "Look it's a lion. It's a lion everybody"

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It's Zulu.

"Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama. Siyo Nqoba. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala."

Translated to English:

"Here comes a lion, Father. Oh yes, it's a lion. We're going to conquer. A lion and a leopard come to this open place."

It's what he uses when he tucks in his girlfriend at 9:00PM and forehead kisses her

Woah woah Girlfriend? Lets not put labels on the situation or anything. She actually really does like Tigger.

Sutekh_sl said:

It's Zulu.

"Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama. Siyo Nqoba. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala."

Translated to English:

"Here comes a lion, Father. Oh yes, it's a lion. We're going to conquer. A lion and a leopard come to this open place."

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Oh you are right, Swahili is where they got everyone's names from.

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:

I'm getting married this year. Does that mean I have to start posting here? How long do I have before I start hating all women and have to turn my hair into devil horns?

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In all fairness to me, I love women.

Also, you guys are dicks.

DO ME DO ME