Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Falstaff · Sep 23, 2015

400 posts on this wormie saga and not one pic. What a letdown.

Draegan_sl · Sep 23, 2015

Soygen_sl said:
I did got a strip club in NJ once where all the chicks barely spoke English and the staff were almost definitely Russian gangsters. I would say the strippers there may have been exploited.

That place got busted for human trafficking about a decade ago or so.

Picasso3 · Sep 24, 2015

That makes Soygen at least 70

Soygen · Sep 24, 2015

Give or take a few decades.

Alex · Sep 24, 2015

Does it really matter once you've reached that age?

Picasso3 · Sep 27, 2015

I think i'm going to get fat when I get married. I've never considered myself being a fat person but it seems ok. I feel like if i get up to ~250 i'll be able to eat tons of shit and stop gaining weight because i'll be carrying my fatass around all day.

Itlan · Sep 30, 2015

This was the thread that involved squirting was just pee last year right?

Anyway, I'm looking for some advice. I'm seeing this girl and she's a squirter. I mean... holy shit. It's fucking gallons. Idk if its pee, but she could literally empty her bladder right before sex and still dump gallons onto my bed.

So I've never dealt with a squirter and the clean-up is just ridiculous. I need some advice, I can't be washing sheets every god damn night. And my poor mattress.

Sorry if this is the wrong thread, I just don't know where else to post this and I'm looking for serious advice.

Noodleface · Sep 30, 2015

Get a tarp

Tarrant · Sep 30, 2015

There's really little you can do other than lay down some towels before hand.

Cad · Sep 30, 2015

And get one of those plastic mattress protectors you'd put on a kids bed.

Itlan · Sep 30, 2015

Tarrant_sl said:
There's really little you can do other than lay down some towels before hand.

Yeah I was thinking this. Just don't want to kill the mood. "Hey babe brb."

I guess it's my only option. Thanks.

Cad · Sep 30, 2015

Itlan_sl said:
Yeah I was thinking this. Just don't want to kill the mood. "Hey babe brb."

I guess it's my only option. Thanks.

If jumping up to grab a towel kills the mood, there wasn't a mood.

Itlan · Sep 30, 2015

Cad_sl said:
If jumping up to grab a towel kills the mood, there wasn't a mood.

Touche.

Big Phoenix · Sep 30, 2015

Tell her stop peeing on your bed.

Itlan · Sep 30, 2015

Big Phoenix_sl said:
Tell her stop peeing on your bed.

But what if I love it?

opiate82 · Sep 30, 2015

Liberator makes a reasonably priced sex-throw-blanket that I would highly recommend.

Itlan · Sep 30, 2015

opiate82_sl said:
Liberator makes a reasonably priced sex-throw-blanket that I would highly recommend.

Link? The one I see is about $200.

Phazael · Sep 30, 2015

1) Its pee.
2) Get a plastic tarp and don't cheap out.
3) Consider banging her other places, like out doors or in the hot tub, so you don't always have to do clean up on isle 4 after the deed.

Jysin · Sep 30, 2015

You said dating, right? Take things to her place? Let her piss all over her own furniture.

Therage · Sep 30, 2015

Do what I do, just prepare your bed before hand, extra blanket and a few towels. Done and done.

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