Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodlemod_sl said:

Does brown wings mean you ate shit?

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Well according to this thread if you're not eating shit directly out of her butthole and then washing it down with a cool crisp drink of vag blood you're in the minority

Khane_sl said:

Yea Noodlebro. And don't even try to pretend you don't have those. You're married.

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I've got many shit colored wings, but I've never eaten a turd

Well that's just false advertisement

Big Phoenix_sl said:

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Art imitates life.

Well gentlemen, it happened. Just looked up Xerxes. Primarily because there's a few good concerts coming up and she's in to that shit. But I would not be opposed to playing with her big fake titties. And so it begins.

Wait, whose big fake titties?

Responses to this question should always be made in the form of a photograph.

I have no pics. I would imagine that most/all of the Xerxes shit was lost with FOH. Long story short, met her through Plenty of Fish. Fun enough chick to hang out with, but she was super driven to get married and have kids, and we had little in common outside of food/drink/concerts. She's also a few years older than me, she must be butting up close to 40 now. She can't even swim, and I'm fairly outdoorsey. Persian princess syndrome. Right off the bat when we were dating she was playing games, dating another dude but not really, he got abusive with her, etc etc. Not entirely stable, as far as I could tell. But like I said, she was fun to hang out with. I kind of did a run down of exes etc over the last couple weeks, and she's pretty much the only one that I figured would be worthwhile looking up. There's another that I could certainly bag immediately, but she's also a dirty whore that damn near gave me chlamydia, so fuck her.

You tell that story and then say she's top of the Eomer ex food chain. Well either her or a bitch who almost gave you chlamydia? Bro...

Big fake titters are a lot of fun, my advice would be to look forward and not backwards!

Come spend the summer in the okanagan and you can bask in NEW big fake titties. "Explore" expanding your business out here and enjoy the senery while you...er... "work"

How does someone almost give you chlamydia?

poz loads

Come to portland bro, no chlamydia here.