Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

Well, this shit basically fixes the laugh scene in FFX, which now has a Shakespearean level of gravitas in comparison.

Rafterman said:

If you look at the female presets compared to the multiplayer female options it's pretty clear that they delebritely made to to look like that. I can't wait to see all the articles about "brave" Bioware tackling feminist issues by making "normal" looking female avatars. What everyone else sees as a shitshow these people will claim is progress.

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Nah, SJWare forgot to be 'diverse' in the hairstyles you can choose so those people are mad at them too.

Probably already posted somewhere in here but it's a long thread and everyone should be reminded.



I just found out about this today actually. I was fully prepared to shell out $60, regardless of reports of shitty animations, because fucking I loved the other ME's. I think I'll be passing on this one. Using my white privilege to protest with my wallet. Fuck you EA and Bioware, hope your game flops hard and gets cracked by CPY on launch day.

Frenzied Wombat said:

Knowing Bioware you probably have the option of FtM transition mid game and get to fuck some gay alien.

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The *option*? Shit's gonna be mandatory for the plot.

I was watching some streams of the MP, they looked fun. The people on the streams said that they were fun, but I'm not sure how good the staying power of it's gonna be. In ME3MP you had that over the counter grab, and all of a sudden you were back in it. Also in the game, there were big asplosions wherever you set off a combo.

In MEAMP, you can barely even tell when a combo has been set off. Also, melee is just weak.

From the stock photos to the half-assed planetary scanner used to complete those stupid fetch quests, they cut so many corners in the third installment. So, this was only inevitable.

And that dialogue is truly bizarre. I don't think the writers are native English speakers.

Daezuel said:

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This probably explains the animations.

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Uncanny.

Although, the puppets in Team America were capable of emoting, so ME:A still has a ways to go.

the first vendor you meet on the nexus, its asian michael jackson



angry joe is streaming the game and its really hilarious how its mechanics are shitting all over them and every "tender" moment in the game has them literally dying on the floor laughing

Ugh.

LOL @ GAY KROGAN

Stave said:

Probably already posted somewhere in here but it's a long thread and everyone should be reminded.

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I just found out about this today actually. I was fully prepared to shell out $60, regardless of reports of shitty animations, because fucking I loved the other ME's. I think I'll be passing on this one. Using my white privilege to protest with my wallet. Fuck you EA and Bioware, hope your game flops hard and gets cracked by CPY on launch day.

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Man how hardcore must the neogaf cucks be whiteknighting this shit right now. I remember they used to ban people for posting the words "hamburger helper" Hhahaha.

khorum said:

Man how hardcore must the neogaf cucks be whiteknighting this shit right now. I remember they used to ban people for posting the words "hamburger helper" Hhahaha.

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They've already started circling the wagons on this shit. Basically any source that shows anything negative about this Heir guy has been painted as #fakenews even though it's all his own words. Also, anyone wanting better looking female characters are gross, a creep or a mysoginst.

I'm telling you, the SJW crowd are going to champion the shit out of this game and use the complaints against it as why gaming is a cesspool.

Honestly graphics don't bother me about games. Never have. Storyline and dialogue matters moreso than graphics, but gameplay matters the most. I have no idea how good the gameplay is because everyone is throwing a shitfit over duck-legs and derpface and not actually getting to the "game" part of the game. Be nice to know if it is actually fun or not.

Rafterman said:

I'm telling you, the SJW crowd are going to champion the shit out of this game and use the complaints against it as why gaming is a cesspool.

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That worked out so well for Ghostbusters

Xevy said:

Honestly graphics don't bother me about games. Never have. Storyline and dialogue matters moreso than graphics, but gameplay matters the most. I have no idea how good the gameplay is because everyone is throwing a shitfit over duck-legs and derpface and not actually getting to the "game" part of the game. Be nice to know if it is actually fun or not.

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The gameplay is fair at best. I found myself enjoying the exploring, driving around shooting people parts. But there were bugs and design choices that were annoying. Gating opening doors behind killing all the enemies was one. That works great, except when enemies fall off the platform but don't die. Or when they are invisible and only attack when you are near them. And its a big circular area and they aren't on your radar, but you still can't open the door. I actually just restarted the game on that last one.

Its ok, and as you unlock more skills it might get better but it is in no way ground breaking. Pretty just normal stuff as far as the ME series goes. I was having some fun when I was just free to roam and shoot people.