Masters of the Universe (2026)

Cybsled

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Xevy said:
Who is this movie for? No one under 45 knows who He-Man is or gives a shit about it. And everyone over 45 hates everything except Top Gun 2. Why'd these people even bother?
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GenX/80s kids, hoping they’ll bring in new audiences.

It can be a hard sell. John Carter had barely any living fans of the book series, but the movie was actually pretty good. Sadly lack of IP awareness and shitty marketing ruined what could have been a viable and successful franchise
 
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Fuck these faggots and the rainbow pony they road in on. No Orko means this this isn't the He-Man I know!

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Kirun said:
All you guys bitching about He-Man not having big and hard enough pectorals for your liking should post some pics of your physiques in the RL picture thread. Let us see how ripped you are compared to He-Man, bros.
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Cough.
 
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Vuuxo

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Nirgon said:
These people are beyond help and resort to censorship if you make any kind of dent in their thick skulls
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Who's censoring anything? Lmao

What kind of dumb fucking take is this?! hahahahahaha

This is the "Donkey pull cart IQ" bullshit these cunts regurgitate. Hahahahahaha so fucking stupid lmao

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Cybsled said:
GenX/80s kids, hoping they’ll bring in new audiences.

It can be a hard sell. John Carter had barely any living fans of the book series, but the movie was actually pretty good. Sadly lack of IP awareness and shitty marketing ruined what could have been a viable and successful franchise
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Taylor Kitch is a retarded asshole. Not sure what jew dicks he sucked to get into Hollywood but it had to be a lot.
 
Nirgon

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Very sad to see these people turned into this and think what's happening is amusing. Worse when they think they're conservatives. They aren't.
 
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I'm not really feeling the He-Man actor, but Skeletor looks good, and the actress for Teela was hot as balls on Riverdale (yeah yeah, I watched the first season with a chick I was seeing, it wasn't terrible!).
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Void said:
I'm not really feeling the He-Man actor, but Skeletor looks good, and the actress for Teela was hot as balls on Riverdale (yeah yeah, I watched the first season with a chick I was seeing, it wasn't terrible!).
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Fag...😉
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Nirgon said:
Very sad to see these people turned into this and think what's happening is amusing. Worse when they think they're conservatives. They aren't.
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Take your psycho-babble faggot Leftist ass to the poltical thread. No one fucking cares about your virtue signalling, theatrical rage and your bullshit Pearl clutching.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Vuuxo said:
Fag

Yeah, he's a fag.
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I almost considered that particular gif, but Void Void is one of the good ones. You have to remember to use restraint with posting gifs. There's a deeper meaning behind which one you choose, and they can have a greater impact than you can even imagine.

I know you're newer here, but he's of the Old Guard, no way to do what we can to preserve that even if they sometimes say some pretty faggy shit. We just have to castigate them over it.
 
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Vuuxo

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Dr.Retarded said:
I almost considered that particular gif, but Void Void is one of the good ones. I know you're newer here, but he's of the Old Guard, no way to do what we can to preserve that even if they sometimes say some pretty faggy shit. We just have to castigate them over it.
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I'm not new hahaha
I've been around since The Hoof and Sam.

That being said, most of us liked He-man growing up. We're all a little gay but Void is little more gay. Not Norger level or RBQ levels of faggot but he's a tolerable level of butt fucking.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Vuuxo said:
I'm not new hahaha
I've been around since The Hoof and Sam.

That being said, most of us liked He-man growing up. We're all a little gay but Void is little more gay. Not Norger level or RBQ levels of faggot but he's a tolerable level of butt fucking.
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I fucking knew it!
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Void

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This is slightly more accurate:
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But, I'll allow the gay-ribbing, I deserved it.
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