Masters of the Universe (2026)

Loser Nirgon

Potato del Grande
18,912
30,367
His desktop plaque said he him, xer.

Just amazing to me seeing these bud light and sportsball brains howling about the death of civilization while paying into it or simping for it. Nearly zero self awareness.
 

Voyce

Shit Lord Supreme
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11,166
48,061
This is slightly more accurate:
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But, I'll allow the gay-ribbing, I deserved it.
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Doesn’t matter, had sex
 

Burns

Avatar of War Slayer
8,951
17,392
Every time Evil-Lyn walks into a room Skeletor will belt out "Gaaah, WHAT are yoouuu doing out here?!? Get back into the kitchen, woman!"
 

Caeden

Golden Baronet of the Realm
8,153
13,708
It would be funny if they had Prince Adam getting railed by some clearly gay man. Then he becomes He Man and starts calling everyone faggot and rawdogs Teela and tells her to make him a sandwich.

anyway. Sucks this is dead but what could you expect.
 

Homsar

Golden Baronet of the Realm
10,386
9,588
Director, has some decent films I really liked Kubo and thought Bumblebee was decent compared to the others, he has a new stop animation movie coming out which looks visually great

 

Sterling

El Presidente
13,180
8,169
I didn't hate Leto in 2049, but his track record is so bad. Not sure I'd have very high expectations either way though.