Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

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hodj

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I fail. I have no useless knowledge of subjects with little real world application. My sister has a PhD in philosophy from the new school and is unemployed. I should have followed her foot steps.
Exactly.

If you aren't qualified to serve coffee at Starbucks with your degree, you super fucked up.

Anyone have any clove cigarettes?
 

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Bet you wish you'd taken more of them history of african american jewish lesbian feminist lit classes when you had the chance, huh?
 

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Is your sister good looking?
She isn't bad. Always got pissed off at my friends in high school for saying they wanted to bang her.

And hodj, if only I had. I would be so much more worldly. The classes would have been worth the 3 grand they would have cost
 

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Is your sister good looking?
She isn't bad. Always got pissed off at my friends in high school for saying they wanted to bang her.

And hodj, if only I had. I would be so much more worldly. The classes would have been worth the 3 grand they would have cost
 

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She isn't bad. Always got pissed off at my friends in high school for saying they wanted to bang her.

And hodj, if only I had. I would be so much more worldly. The classes would have been worth the 3 grand they would have cost
Post a picture. Let her know that I, Araysar, would also like to bang her most likely.
 

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Now you'll never really understand the plight of the oppressed African American Jewish Lesbian poetry author.

You should feel so ashamed, you should probably just go right on ahead and move in a with a family full of oppressed African American Jewish Lesbian poetry authors for a year to find out what their struggles are really like.
 

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Now you'll never really understand the plight of the oppressed African American Jewish Lesbian poetry author.

You should feel so ashamed, you should probably just go right on ahead and move in a with a family full of oppressed African American Jewish Lesbian poetry authors for a year to find out what their struggles are really like.
Fucl that. I'm white upper-middle class. I don't associate with such plebs.
 

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Oh Tanoomba's found the woman crying false rape thread in screenshots.

Prepare for that thread to find its way here shortly.
 

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I have never felt white guilt hodj. I love my privileges and often masterbate to how awesome having such ones are.
 

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So looks like Senate will pass the bill by this afternoon and Boner has agreed to break the Hastert rule and bring it to a vote.

The only thing that might hold it back is having Cruz filibuster it for 30 hours, afterwards it would be passed anyways


So all that bullshit for naught, thanks Republicans for wasting everyone's time.
 

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I have never felt white guilt hodj. I love my privileges and often masterbate to how awesome having such ones are.
If there's a special privilege to being a white man, it doesn't come in academia.

That's one thing I figured out real goddamn fast.
 

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So looks like Senate will pass the bill by this afternoon and Boner has agreed to break the Hastert rule and bring it to a vote.

The only thing that might hold it back is having Cruz filibuster it for 30 hours, afterwards it would be passed anyways


So all that bullshit for naught, thanks Republicans for wasting everyone's time.
What a surprise they give in right before the debt ceiling. The fools, America wouldn't technically default until the 31st of October. They could have kept it going a little longer.
 

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So looks like Senate will pass the bill by this afternoon and Boner has agreed to break the Hastert rule and bring it to a vote.

The only thing that might hold it back is having Cruz filibuster it for 30 hours, afterwards it would be passed anyways


So all that bullshit for naught, thanks Republicans for wasting everyone's time.
The silver lining is that they basically innoculated Obamacare now and forever, and Boehner will almost certainly lose his speakership, and Cruz will now be an irrelevant figure going forward.

When I was growing up, I sometimes enjoyed watching blooper movies from like football and shit, the type of tripe they sold on VHS in the 80s for 5 bucks, you know. It was dumb but funny.

Pretty much that's the metaphor I'm going for here. Watching the GOP the past month has been like watching one of those shitty blooper reels where people are fumbling the football all over and falling all over themselves. Dumb but funny.
 

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If there's a special privilege to being a white man, it doesn't come in academia.

That's one thing I figured out real goddamn fast.
It comes once you have your degree. Me and my wife have very similar job. I get paid significantly more, mainly for being a white male. I love it.
 

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Mark Sanchez = GOP
Offensive Lineman = Obamacare
Patriots player = Dems

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Pretty accurate.

Democrats don't even have to try anymore, they can just sit back and watch while the Republicans fuck up perfectly good opportunities to score a political goal, and then snatch the ball away and run it in for an easy win.

Over and over and over.

And the more it happens, the more butthurt the pubs get about it, the easier it becomes to repeat the event.
 
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