Minecraft: The Movie (2025)

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Title: Minecraft: The Movie (2025)

Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Family, Action

Director: Jared Hess

Cast: Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Matt Berry, Pauline Chalamet, Danielle Brooks, Emma Myers, Sebastian Eugene Hansen

Release: 2025-04-02

Plot: The malevolent Ender Dragon sets out on a path of destruction, prompting a young girl and her group of unlikely adventurers to set out to save the Overworld.
 
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Seananigans said:
Fucking Jack Black, ugh
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My thoughts too. It's kind of funny that I've loved Jack Black forever, but can't stand him anymore because of his politics. At the same time, I've got a lot of respect for Shai Leboof just because of his role in Fury. Doesn't even make sense to me.
 
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How long til Mamoa comes out as a tranny?
 
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They had to cast Jackie Daytona to fix the casting of jack black.

With that said, this looks really bad
 
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A Minecraft movie done to a similar standard as Lego could be great, but I find Jack Black exhausting in doses of more than a couple minutes.
 
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It's always bizarre to me how Hollywood can't latch onto the trend when it's actually happening and waits a decade to shit this garbage out.

The Bob Hoskins Mario movie was more timely than this.
 
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Gravel said:
It's always bizarre to me how Hollywood can't latch onto the trend when it's actually happening and waits a decade to shit this garbage out.

The Bob Hoskins Mario movie was more timely than this.
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Kinda makes sense for Minecraft. Those Minecraft kiddies have their own monies now.
 
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Gravel said:
It's always bizarre to me how Hollywood can't latch onto the trend when it's actually happening and waits a decade to shit this garbage out.

The Bob Hoskins Mario movie was more timely than this.
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Minecraft is still MASSIVE in sub-teen group. (Source: Have kids below age 13.)
 
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Gravel said:
It's always bizarre to me how Hollywood can't latch onto the trend when it's actually happening and waits a decade to shit this garbage out.

The Bob Hoskins Mario movie was more timely than this.
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The Mario and Sonic movies arent timely yet do well. My 8 year old nephew is obsessed with Minecraft. This movie will probably do well at the box office.
 
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Love that I’m now one of those parents that hears the first line of the trailer being “What the hell?” and immediately thinks “nope, 6 year old doesn’t need to see that.”

He’ll be 7 by the time it comes out, not sure that makes a difference. Maybe I’m over protective or whatever. But why do we need cussing in a Minecraft movie? Whatever… grouchy Dad.
 
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Captain Suave said:
Minecraft is still MASSIVE in sub-teen group. (Source: Have kids below age 13.)
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It's massive amongst streamers too. Hololive is doing a Minecraft event right now with a company crafted RPG world and shit. It's pretty interesting.
 
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300 million copies sold, lol. #1 worldwide game in sales. Its almost one copy per each person in US. (Excluding illegals)
 
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It's a great game and still improving steadily, honestly. I've played dozens of hours with my kids over the last couple years.

Still not sold on the movie.
 
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Did the Concord art designers work on this movie?

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Jesus christ
 
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Love that I’m now one of those parents that hears the first line of the trailer being “What the hell?” and immediately thinks “nope, 6 year old doesn’t need to see that.”

He’ll be 7 by the time it comes out, not sure that makes a difference. Maybe I’m over protective or whatever. But why do we need cussing in a Minecraft movie? Whatever… grouchy Dad.
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Agreed
 
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