Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

a_skeleton_02_sl said:

Or don't be a fucking new age Pussy and just use soap and water because it's just poop.

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I tried to tell the nurses, but they insist fecal bacteria sharing is problematic. I'll campaign your right to rub yourself with a soap bar full of bacteria, Sir. Soap induced epithelial damage be damned!

we need deets on the teats!

Really you should just post a picture of what you have now, then we'll make suggestions.

Need some nipple definition work, I think.

Uh, there are way less than 18 rings there, Mist.

Izo_sl said:

How do you know?

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'Cause two of my sisters are lesbians and I asked.

mist gives us all wood

huehuehue

Maybe he just has one REALLY pretty sister.

if it is a gestational abnormality though, you would expect an uneven distribution among families.

Or maybe he just has one REALLY pretty sister.

a_skeleton_02_sl said:

How many sisters do you have for two of them to become lesbians? roughly 2% of the adult women population self designate as lesbians or bisexual.

Did you have a handsy uncle?

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Four sisters. One has always been gay. The other "converted" in her teens after a rash of really bad boyfriend's, which was more her fucked up taste than anything.

Iannis_sl said:

if it is a gestational abnormality though, you would expect an uneven distribution among families.

Or maybe he just has one REALLY pretty sister.

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Nah, they're pretty good looking for Lezzies. Straight sisters are still better looking, but the muff muchers are no slouches. All my sisters turned out pretty good. Link below are the two gay sisses.

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wtf! I had no idea you were Jewish.

This. Changes. Everything.

Iannis_sl said:

wtf! I had no idea you were Jewish.

This. Changes. Everything.

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How do you infer that from the pics?

mostly just the one on my left.

Shit, tbh, if I met the one on the right and she told me she was italian I'd buy it.

How bushy are your eyebrows, wombat?