Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

That's the baseline assumption tho. A good update would be a delta of how much MORE it sucked compared to last week. Did a shitlord stare-rape you at work? Something like that.

Mist_sl said:

Weekly update, my life still sucks.

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No kidding. Everything about how you view the world is completely upside down.

Let us know when you figure out how to wrest control of your life from all the imaginary oppressive forces you summon in order to constantly mentally victimize yourself.

Until then, telling us constantly how your ridiculous philosophies have resulted, yet again, in an overall decrease in and/or lack of life satisfaction is a bit like letting us all know that the sun rose again today. You can skip it.

I must have stare-raped like 40 girls at school the other day. These young bitches don't wear any clothes and it is maddening. I keep thinking holy shit when I was younger girls weren't all this slutty and hot, but I think I am just a horny old perv now.

You are, chaos. Old. Horny. Perv.

You are rather dashing, though, so you have that going for you.

Gotta wear your uniform sometime. Bitches go CRAZY over a marine.

And yes, back in MY day girls actually wore pants. These days they wear some sort of spray on fabric contraption.

They might get slutted up every so often back then when it was time to paaaarty... i'm genuinely curious what these new girls would consider slutted up. It sure doesn't seem like there's much room to go in that direction.

Mist_sl said:

Weekly update, my life still sucks.

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At least you are not Gravy.

Mist, we need your heart.

What about tanoombas heart?

It would be our privilege to give a woman's heart to a man.

I'm not a doctor or anything but i'm pretty sure that girl hearts grow back.

Boy hearts don't on account of the snakes and puppy dog tails. Snails actually make our livers BETTER.

Are you ok?

As another Rhode islander is sort of hits close to home how much your life sucks.

A big thing for me was simply moving away/stop paying attention from my cancerous mom's personality. Granted my family is upper middle class and money has never really been a problem for mom or dad. Despite how much she 's bitches about it.

Even with my Mother being a Massive cunt My life vastly improved as I realized I could do nearly w/e I wanted and really pay to much attention to my mom's borderline personality BS. In the end she was so lonely she would do just about anything to keep me around, and in her life.

I actually got a job in South County recently, going back to URI to finish my Business degree.... Are there any solid jobs in the are you know of that don't require a degree that I might be interested in? Seems like it's WAYYYY more easy to get a job in South County then Warwick/eg/Crangston, so west bay ect..

I know my HW sucks, but if your ever looking got someone IRL to vent to talk about shit I could accommodate some time for this .we both played magic in RI and other interests it's likely we have met before anyways.

Mist_sl said:

Yeah, I'll pencil some time in to hang out with someone even more pathetic than me.

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There you go! Just keep on pushing away people who want to help you and surely your life will turn around!