Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

Mario Speedwagon · Oct 31, 2015

Thread should be renamed "Mist's Crusty Cunt Cave".

Siddar · Oct 31, 2015

Just make sure you burn every QVC box that arrives at the house for a few weeks to get your point across Mist.

khorum · Oct 31, 2015

How are u still in here? Or were you out then sent back in?

Siddar · Oct 31, 2015

One week ill be out soon.

AngryGerbil · Oct 31, 2015

Does the step father live in your wallet too? There's no way right? Why isn't he producing solutions to these problems?

Izo · Oct 31, 2015

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
Thread should be renamed "Mist's Crusty Cunt Cave".

Sounds like a cozy pizza place. I'd invest.

khorum · Oct 31, 2015

Or a nursing home for retired hookers. Fuck yeah I'd invest.

hodj · Oct 31, 2015

Siddar_sl said:
One week ill be out soon.

That was an egregious punishment for your crime.

Kriptini · Oct 31, 2015

Just go to Eastern Europe, I hear people get paid to do nothing there.

khorum · Oct 31, 2015

Only if they're muslim.

Dumar_sl · Oct 31, 2015

Mist, want to go out on a date?

khorum · Oct 31, 2015

Your babies will be glorious.

GLORIOUS.

Mist · Oct 31, 2015

AngryGerbil_sl said:
Does the step father live in your wallet too? There's no way right? Why isn't he producing solutions to these problems?

I see him maybe 4 times a year. If him and my mom are in the same 10 mile radius a hellrift spawns.

Mist · Oct 31, 2015

Dumar_sl said:
Mist, want to go out on a date?

How much are you paying for this 'date.'

Mist · Oct 31, 2015

Palum_sl said:
Let me guess, he's on SSDI?

Na, he's got some union job with middling pay and good health benefits which is one of many reasons they haven't ever actually divorced.

khorum · Oct 31, 2015

How much for 10 minutes?

I joke I joke... I only need three.

Dumar_sl · Oct 31, 2015

As a feminist, surely you agree that we will be splitting the bill.

Araxen · Nov 1, 2015

FUCK MARRY KILL without at least initiating the FML women? Dude, I'm drunk but even I know better.

Araxen · Nov 1, 2015

Oh wait, it's Fuck, Marry, Lesbian.. nice touch.

iannis · Nov 1, 2015

khorum_sl said:
How much for 10 minutes?

I joke I joke... I only need three.

Well there is a minimum of a half hour, so bring the Times. Or the Post. Whichever rag it is that you read.