Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

lurkingdirk · Nov 2, 2015

Who the fuck uses skype to call their employees into work? Jeeze.

chaos · Nov 2, 2015

Why did you answer? The magic of the internet is you can be anywhere doing anything. "Gee I'd love to but I an out of state with my cousin fingerbanging a Kardashian"

lurkingdirk · Nov 2, 2015

chaos_sl said:
fingerbanging a Kardashian"

You chose an interesting direction to go with that post. I'd plus you, but, you know. Fuck Tuco and his nets.

Intrinsic · Nov 2, 2015

I was never officially on call, but work was a 24/7 possibility... Sob I'd just go get hammered at Buffalo Wild Wings at 5 that way when they called at 8 it was all, 'Oh sorry I can't go to State Police HQ to meet the Colonel, sorry.'

And BTW, I tracked down my bio dad when I was 17 or so and it wasn't worth it. Not recommended.

iannis · Nov 3, 2015

sperm donors are over rated.

So far, three of them have tracked me down.

I really wish they hadn't.

Jait · Nov 3, 2015

Then you probably shouldn't of raped them!

Erronius · Nov 5, 2015

So do we have a pic of Mist at this point? And second question, can we get a_skeleton_03 to create a poll of people to date (fuck) Mist, for the 'greater good'?

Quaid · Nov 5, 2015

I'd fuck any one of you bros if it meant improving your mental health.

Just keep that in the back of your minds for a lonely night.

Erronius · Nov 5, 2015

http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/Thanks+for+the+fap+material+_86c02c7e2bb412b87a4bc da0168eee88.jpg

Adebisi · Nov 5, 2015

I just assume Mist is Kima from The Wire

lurkingdirk · Nov 5, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
I just assume Mist is Kima from The Wire

Interesting. I thought she was Norm from Cheers.

Mist · Nov 5, 2015

Possibly good news, the flood insurance from the government is like "hey we might actually pay you for your Hurricane Sandy claim we fucked you on"

kegkilla · Nov 5, 2015

you must be leaving a lot of information out because an insurance company is never going to come and say "hey here's some free money"

Mist · Nov 5, 2015

The government forced us to buy flood insurance after the 2010 flood. Then Hurricane Sandy hit and they didn't want to pay out on the flood insurance they didn't want us to buy. Then they got forced to issue a review of the claims because they had fucked so many people.

I filled this out a while ago and they're finally ready to process it:

http://www.fema.gov/media-library-data/1432052537460-1d125f16e4774d49fc29b5ea844221d3/6FIPRequestforReviewofHurricaneSandyFileFillable50 8.pdf

iannis · Nov 5, 2015

Well, that's good news.

So it's more like, "We'd rather just give you the money than pay the court costs. Maybe."

Izo · Nov 6, 2015

So are you moving out now?

Mist · Nov 6, 2015

Not until I actually have a check in hand from the government, so probably another decade or so.

Palum · Nov 9, 2015

20 bucks her mom takes it.

Mist · Nov 9, 2015

Whatever comes is all going on her bills anyway.

iannis · Nov 9, 2015

well that was an easy 20 bucks.

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