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Lanx

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Erronius said:
If you don't write a song about Mike Perry, you're off my Christmas List lol
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i will give a rap haiku:

security window with 90 durometer hardness
mike perry does jumpkick, falls on ass
platinum has lower iq than glass
 
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jooka

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Saw something earlier about him warning fans to not approach him unless they were gonna give him money
 
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calhoonjugganaut

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This is just a couple mins messing with it:

Mike Perry in a pair of Sperrys
goin Three Hundred at the library
...get this dude a glass of dairy
he weak...he bleeding out barrels of berries
 
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calhoonjugganaut

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jooka said:
Saw something earlier about him warning fans to not approach him unless they were gonna give him money
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Yea he's been doing that a lot lately really. I stopped following Askren a couple of months ago. Probably should've stopped following this dude but it's always something with him that you know will eventually make you shake your head.
 
Lanx

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calhoonjugganaut said:
Yea he's been doing that a lot lately really. I stopped following Askren a couple of months ago. Probably should've stopped following this dude but it's always something with him that you know will eventually make you shake your head.
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i only follow holly on instagram
 
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calhoonjugganaut said:
So many places to start that it would actually be hard to pull off.
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Thats a good spot to start right there.

Yo, check check. Yo. Blue 42. Yo, check this out...
Flat on my back, pullin off Mike Perry,
Five finger jack, now he wanna get married,
Got'em in a knot with a Rhodesian twister,
4 week recovery from dat Rhodesian blister,


You take it from there, calhoonjugganaut calhoonjugganaut
 
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calhoonjugganaut

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Another 4...might not do anymore to this:

Mike Perry in a pair of Sperrys
goin Three Hundred at the library
...get this dude a glass of dairy
he weak...he bleeding out barrels of berries
now he posting on instagram live
his first born kid is about arrive...
meanwhile he's over here like I won't be alive
Latory gone be pissed when she get notified
 
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