Moonfall (2022)

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well its complicated.

one element. the moon is really far away from the Earth really. Any media that has the Moon being shattered, like the timemachine. most of the debris would just spin out into orbit, like a halo, or asteroid belt. some would fly away. a tiny bit would eventually come at the Earth. but it would be rare and small.

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Along those same lines. the moon has the effect on the Earth it does.. that far away. The moon getting closer would have major effects on both, long before it actually got anywhere near the Earth proper.
slow orbital fall. yeah, the moon would probably be torn apart, and end up an asteroid field. would still fuck up tides, and earthquakes/magma flow.
fast pushed out of orbit towards Earth. bad news. again tides, earthquakes, magma, volcanos. Humans would probably be dead before it made it half way.

an actual impact. yeah. all life death. Atmosphere and water would be tossed out into space. it'd take 100's of thousands of years, or more for it to be pulled back in. Bacterial life in ice "maybe" survive. the effect of mass change on the Earth itself would fuck things up. as well, as potentially pushing the Earth itself out of orbit.
 
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well its complicated.

one element. the moon is really far away from the Earth really. Any media that has the Moon being shattered, like the timemachine. most of the debris would just spin out into orbit, like a halo, or asteroid belt. some would fly away. a tiny bit would eventually come at the Earth. but it would be rare and small.

iu


Along those same lines. the moon has the effect on the Earth it does.. that far away. The moon getting closer would have major effects on both, long before it actually got anywhere near the Earth proper.
slow orbital fall. yeah, the moon would probably be torn apart, and end up an asteroid field. would still fuck up tides, and earthquakes/magma flow.
fast pushed out of orbit towards Earth. bad news. again tides, earthquakes, magma, volcanos. Humans would probably be dead before it made it half way.

an actual impact. yeah. all life death. Atmosphere and water would be tossed out into space. it'd take 100's of thousands of years, or more for it to be pulled back in. Bacterial life in ice "maybe" survive. the effect of mass change on the Earth itself would fuck things up. as well, as potentially pushing the Earth itself out of orbit.
It seems like you're dismissing how it went in Seveneves without discussing it. Did you read it?

Obviously we're talking sci fi here not science, its not like it was an authoritative study or something. But the model in Seveneves included two factors you're not including in this discussion
1. The moon is in orbit around the earth, so once it breaks up the pieces are still in orbit around the earth.
2. The pieces bump into each other and break into smaller pieces.

I think you're overestimating the damage of disrupted tides but I agree entirely about the earthquakes. That should have been included.
 

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Let's be honest, if it doesn't end up being like this, we will all be disappointed

 
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Glad to see they're bringing back SciFi SyFy Fridays! oh wait... this is an actual movie?
 

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This was one of the trailers that played before Eternals.

So Robb Stark, Jon Snow & Samwell Tarly
 

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Everything about this is dumb, but you know what it still looks fun.

 
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early screening, not free but can see this 9 days early in imax at AMC

 

Cybsled

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How the movie pitch went down

Studio: Roland, I hear you have a new movie idea?

*Roland pauses his game of Mass Effect 3 and Final Fantasy 4, and takes a rip from a bong*

Roland: ya man, like the movie is about the moon getting close to Earth suddenly and we get some disaster porn. But like the moon is actually a Dyson sphere that humanity used to escape the AI reapers billions of years ago, that want to destroy humans. But like humans use 20th century tech that defeat the AI and now we have a moon ship
 
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spronk

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out in theaters, looks fun and goofy and reviews seem to bear that up. It'll be out on VOD in 45 days.
 

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Was boring and full of "PoC in power" and street thugs/robbers = white.

a woke Deep Impact, yawn.
 
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I think the problem this type of movies faces now is that you can no longer make the special effects the main selling point. I am sure improved tools and know-how allow digital effects to get better and better, but it is way past the point of improvements no longer being noticeable by the laymen. Not to mention we don't see movies side by side : the digital artistry of Moonfall has to compete with the memory we have of previous movies. So now, if you want your super special effects scenes to have impact, you need good plot and/or good direction to give them weight and boy does this movie fail on both accounts ! The worst part of this brain cells killing machine is that it takes itself pretty damn seriously for being dumber than Sharknado.
 
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Warrik

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Reminds me of The Core. Silly, but something to have on in the background in office while I am working.
 
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Roland Emmerich (writer) did the original Stargate movie and Independence Day. I'm guessing he finished Horizon Zero Dawn and wanted another crack at it.
 

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Easily the stupidest movie I have ever seen and will ever see.
 
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Wish I had caught up on this thread prior to watching it. What a hot damn mess. I've seen better CGI from the 90s.