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Brikker said:

Uhhh can you expand on that

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Vuuxo said:

Guys... there's 12 pages of this shit. 6 out of 12 are AI.

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Janx said:

Are you telling me this sign isn't real?!
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Phazael said:

Probably not most of us. We are not in those demographics mostly.

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Hateyou said:

Here or robbed of youth thread? Can’t keep all these threads straight

Biology teacher now accused of sexually abusing SIX children

Maris Nichols, 25, is now accused of sexually abusing six children as a high school biology teacher, and making one watch Fifty Shades of Grey.

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Hoss said:

Yes bond is collateral that you get back when you appear on your date. Doesn't matter if you are found guilty or innocent. I never thought to wonder if you could use a CC, but probably not.

But what happens 99% of the time is that you use a bail bondsman. You pay him 10% of the bond and you never see that money again. He gives the court your full bond and he gets his money back when you show up for court. If you skip town he can still get his money back by bringing you in, and that's where bounty hunters come in. Now those guys might take credit cards. Though it seems like a really bad idea to take credit from known criminals. That has got to regularly bite them on the ass.

The whole bail bodsman system really pisses me off because courts base your bond on what you can come up with 10% of. Thus ensuring you drain your bank account and can't afford a fucking lawyer.

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Rajaah said:

The whole bail/bond system seems like bullshit that just penalizes people for being poor. Just another way to bankrupt people and/or punish people who don't have the money to begin with.

Never been in trouble with the law, but given how my year is going, I'm pretty sure I'll go to jail eventually for something stupid that I didn't even know was going on. Like owing some taxes or something.

Seems like they're always either saddling people with too much bail that they can't afford and punishing them unfairly, or under-penalizing people who did something violent and letting them right out. The fuck is that? If someone's violent, keep them in there with no bail. If it's something non-violent, have them put their car title up for collateral in case of flight and let them go. Or just let them go. If they don't show up for their hearing, do something punitive then. Almost nobody is going to actually flee the country unless they did something really bad, in which case they shouldn't be out on fucking bail to begin with anyway.

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Vuuxo said:

It's really easy to avoid all this...

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Hoss said:

quick, give me an itemized list of every law you are subject to right now. In whatever state/county/city/HOA you're currently in when you read this message. Don't cheat and look it all up, just rattle them all off from memory.

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Vuuxo said:

Totally from memory.

1. FEDERAL LAW
- United States Constitution
- Federal statutes: United States Code
- Federal regulations: Code of Federal Regulations / eCFR
- Federal case law: U.S. Supreme Court, U.S. Fifth Circuit, and federal district courts in Louisiana
- Federal agency rules/orders that apply to my conduct, job, taxes, vehicles, firearms, banking, employment, benefits, or regulated activity

2. LOUISIANA CONSTITUTIONAL LAW
- Louisiana Constitution of 1974
- Louisiana constitutional amendments
- Constitution ancillaries

3. LOUISIANA CIVIL LAW
- Louisiana Civil Code
- Louisiana Civil Code Ancillaries
- Louisiana Code of Civil Procedure
- Louisiana Code of Evidence
- Louisiana family, property, contract, tort, succession, obligation, marriage, divorce, custody, and liability rules

4. LOUISIANA CRIMINAL LAW
- Louisiana Revised Statutes Title 14: Criminal Law
- Louisiana Revised Statutes Title 15: Criminal Procedure
- Louisiana Code of Criminal Procedure
- Louisiana laws on arrest, prosecution, sentencing, probation, parole, weapons, controlled substances, violence, theft, property crimes, sex crimes, public order, and traffic-related crimes

5. LOUISIANA CHILD / JUVENILE LAW
- Louisiana Children’s Code
- Child custody, child support, child protection, juvenile delinquency, abuse/neglect, adoption, and family court rules

6. LOUISIANA REVISED STATUTES — FULL TITLE LIST
- Title 1: General Provisions
- Title 2: Aeronautics
- Title 3: Agriculture and Forestry
- Title 4: Amusements and Sports
- Title 6: Banks and Banking
- Title 8: Cemeteries
- Title 9: Civil Code-Ancillaries
- Title 10: Commercial Laws
- Title 11: Consolidated Public Retirement
- Title 12: Corporations and Associations
- Title 13: Courts and Judicial Procedure
- Title 14: Criminal Law
- Title 15: Criminal Procedure
- Title 16: District Attorneys
- Title 17: Education
- Title 18: Louisiana Election Code
- Title 19: Expropriation
- Title 20: Homesteads and Exemptions
- Title 21: Hotels and Lodging Houses
- Title 22: Insurance
- Title 23: Labor and Worker’s Compensation
- Title 24: Legislature and Laws
- Title 25: Libraries, Museums, and Other Scientific
- Title 26: Liquors / Alcoholic Beverages
- Title 27: Louisiana Gaming Control
- Title 28: Mental Health
- Title 29: Military, Naval, and Veteran’s Affairs
- Title 30: Minerals, Oil, Gas, and Environmental Quality
- Title 31: Mineral Code
- Title 32: Motor Vehicles and Traffic Regulation
- Title 33: Municipalities and Parishes
- Title 34: Navigation and Shipping
- Title 35: Notaries Public and Commissioners
- Title 36: Organization of the Executive Branch
- Title 37: Professions and Occupations
- Title 38: Public Contracts, Works, and Improvements
- Title 39: Public Finance
- Title 40: Public Health and Safety
- Title 41: Public Lands
- Title 42: Public Officers and Employees
- Title 43: Public Printing and Advertisements
- Title 44: Public Records and Recorders
- Title 45: Public Utilities and Carriers
- Title 46: Public Welfare and Assistance
- Title 47: Revenue and Taxation
- Title 48: Roads, Bridges, and Ferries
- Title 49: State Administration
- Title 50: Surveys and Surveyors
- Title 51: Trade and Commerce
- Title 52: United States
- Title 53: War Emergency
- Title 54: Warehouses
- Title 55: Weights and Measures
- Title 56: Wildlife and Fisheries

7. LOUISIANA ADMINISTRATIVE LAW
- Louisiana Administrative Code
- Louisiana Register
- Emergency rules
- State agency regulations
- Licensing board rules
- Public health rules
- Environmental rules
- Labor and employment rules
- Professional and occupational standards
- Public safety rules
- Wildlife and fisheries rules
- Transportation rules
- Revenue and taxation rules

8. LOUISIANA EXECUTIVE / AGENCY AUTHORITY
- Governor’s executive orders
- Attorney General opinions, where relevant
- State agency orders, permits, licenses, inspections, notices, and enforcement actions
- Civil Service rules, if applicable
- Public Service Commission rules, if applicable

9. LOUISIANA CASE LAW
- Louisiana Supreme Court decisions
- Louisiana appellate court decisions
- Louisiana district court rulings that apply to a specific case or order
- Binding interpretations of statutes, codes, constitutional provisions, and procedures

10. LOCAL LAW
- Parish ordinances where I live, work, drive, own property, or conduct business
- City / municipal ordinances where I live, work, drive, own property, or conduct business
- Zoning laws
- Building codes
- Noise ordinances
- Animal ordinances
- Fire codes
- Trash / sanitation rules
- Business licensing rules
- Local traffic and parking ordinances
- Local permit rules
- Local code enforcement rules

11. COURT ORDERS AND JUDGMENTS
- Any court order personally applying to me
- Protective orders
- Divorce / custody / support orders
- Probation or parole conditions
- Civil judgments
- Settlement agreements approved by a court
- Subpoenas
- Warrants
- Injunctions

12. CONTRACT / PRIVATE LAW OBLIGATIONS
- Employment agreements
- Lease agreements
- Mortgage agreements
- Loan agreements
- Vehicle financing agreements
- Insurance policies
- Warranties
- Service contracts
- HOA / subdivision covenants, if applicable
- Business agreements
- Arbitration clauses
- Workplace policies, if enforceable

13. PRACTICAL EVERYDAY CATEGORIES
- Criminal law
- Traffic law
- Vehicle registration / license / insurance law
- Tax law
- Employment and worker’s compensation law
- Public health and safety law
- Weapons law
- Alcohol law
- Drug law
- Property law
- Landlord / tenant law
- Family law
- Animal / pet law
- Consumer protection law
- Insurance law
- Business and licensing law
- Environmental law
- Wildlife and fisheries law
- Public records / privacy / government law
- Civil liability law

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