My new Dating Pool
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Johnny53
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well its her vagina and unless its rock hard , she doesn't want it in, plus how do you penetrate ?
Johnny53
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actually me and capri have this ongoing joke that if she needs me to hard all she has to do is text me,
Hoss
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On the outside, just barely parting the lips and rub it up and down. Think along the lines of putting a hot dog into a bun. Then when it gets hard enough, slip it in.
j00t
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We can help j49 all we want with all the sound advice we can muster, but it won't do any good. He doesn't want his wife to be his primary avenue for sex. He wants her as a backup plan that falls through so it reinforces and justifies his choice in cheating.
Cad
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I mean, I feel silly even having to explain this, but just grab the head and push it in, then move your hips back and forth to get some friction, voila boner time? Wtf dude?
Granted I think this would be more difficult to do in a car...
Cad
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Tanoomba
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You guys are weird. Please provide pics of these vaginas for science.
Adebisi
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Because his biggest problem will be seeing her picturesbecause she won't recognize the pictures with a white bar over her eyes?
Not that theyre in the thread dedicated to his whores.
Koushirou
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No no, she obviously can't see shit if she's got bars over her eyes. It's genius.
zombiewizardhawk
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wait wait wait.... you blame your wife for not blowing you after all those times it's been in the various holes on various junky whores?
Thank you, i'm glad i'm not the only person who understood J49's joke there.
Skanda
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Quineloe
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no stupid, she obviously can't read this thread if there's a bar covering her eyes.because she won't recognize the pictures with a white bar over her eyes?
and as the whole Ashleymadison.com thing turns out, Johnny's way is the smarter way. I bet his wife is trying to install Tor right now so she can sift through the mud.
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Hoss
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Johnny53
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so at around 9:47 am this morning i fucked Amanda, saw her on broadway, picked her up, she was so excited to see me, went to the waterfront, hopped in the backseat played with her pussy til she came, she gave me a blow job, then cowgirl, for two pops and reverse cowgirl for one more, $40.00., we talked about capri, took her back dropped her off, she wants to see me again
she snorts heroin and smokes crack
pussy reeked , during sex but did not notice the odor while fingering her clit,
while i was with her deena texted me
and this afternoon i talked with capri
she snorts heroin and smokes crack
pussy reeked , during sex but did not notice the odor while fingering her clit,
while i was with her deena texted me
and this afternoon i talked with capri
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