My new Dating Pool

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Johnny53

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J49,

What happens when these drugged up whores and their drugged up boyfriends decide they want what you have and come and take it?
well, in seimones case she is living with her sugar daddy a 59 year old enviormental engineer, whom she describes as a fat disgusting cat man, plus living an hour awy from her i hardly think she can figure out how to get back to my house nor does she know my real last name or address, plus both times shes been to my house it was dark out,
Capri has never been to my house, neither has deena....
 

Rod-138

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The good thing about using the same ones over and over again is it lowers the risk of x factors like police involvement and other unexpected stuffs.

I just hope your wife doesn't cut your dick off man. Since you can yank it 6x's more than the average man, the loss of the unit may hurt you 6 x's worse. Did Bobbit ever get his shit sewn back on? May want to look into that.
 

Vycarious

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Must not be to much of a sugar daddy if she still has to suck random strangers dicks to get her heroin, just sayin.
 

Zzen

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The good thing about using the same ones over and over again is it lowers the risk of x factors like police involvement and other unexpected stuffs.

I just hope your wife doesn't cut your dick off man. Since you can yank it 6x's more than the average man, the loss of the unit may hurt you 6 x's worse. Did Bobbit ever get his shit sewn back on? May want to look into that.
Pretty sure Bobbit got his dick sewn back on and even made a porno after that. J49 could revolutionize the porn industry with his popping 6x technique.
 

Diemess

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jesus, syringes on the floor in that last you video you posted. Stay classy J49! Don't forgot to clean off the heroin residue off the floor so your kids don't accidentally put that shit in their mouths, douche.
 

AngryGerbil

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One day I was at home alone. I lived with a few roommates and they were at work. As a medic my hours are not always banker hours, so it was like some random wednesday afternoon at about 1:00 in the summer. I notice at one point that my roommates pit bull is making a weird hacking/gagging sound. I go into the room where the dog is and see that he has vomited and has gone diarrhea on himself in his own little doggie bed. I call my roommate and he says basically 'Okay, well, I'll be home as soon as I can." I decide that the dog can't just lay in it's own shit so I lead him to the bath and clean him. I was never a dog owner so it was my first time ever having to lift a dog tail and clean a dog asshole with my bare hands. I tossed his doggie bed into a large plastic bag and set it outside. I fashioned a new one out of blankets. The whole thing was as gross as imagined, but afterwards I felt better and I am certain that he did as well. He clearly was weak and still felt like shit but at least he was clean.

Cut to 2 days later and it has now officially been two days since he has eaten anything at all. I call my sister who is a vet tech and she says to try to feed him anything at all. Imagine a perfect dog-meal and make it, she says. So we made the dog a warm bowl of rice with baked chicken shredded into it and then drizzled with warm beef broth. When we placed it in front of him as he laid in his bed, he literally (I was paying close attention) did not even so much as raise an eyebrow or twitch his nose. No fucks were given about that bowl of rice. I knew right then and there....

I am looking at a dead dog.
 

StoiCynic

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One day I was at home alone. I lived with a few roommates and they were at work. As a medic my hours are not always banker hours, so it was like some random wednesday afternoon at about 1:00 in the summer. I notice at one point that my roommates pit bull is making a weird hacking/gagging sound. I go into the room where the dog is and see that he has vomited and has gone diarrhea on himself in his own little doggie bed. I call my roommate and he says basically 'Okay, well, I'll be home as soon as I can." I decide that the dog can't just lay in it's own shit so I lead him to the bath and clean him. I was never a dog owner so it was my first time ever having to lift a dog tail and clean a dog asshole with my bare hands. I tossed his doggie bed into a large plastic bag and set it outside. I fashioned a new one out of blankets. The whole thing was as gross as imagined, but afterwards I felt better and I am certain that he did as well. He clearly was weak and still felt like shit but at least he was clean.

Cut to 2 days later and it has now officially been two days since he has eaten anything at all. I call my sister who is a vet tech and she says to try to feed him anything at all. Imagine a perfect dog-meal and make it, she says. So we made the dog a warm bowl of rice with baked chicken shredded into it and then drizzled with warm beef broth. When we placed it in front of him as he laid in his bed, he literally (I was paying close attention) did not even so much as raise an eyebrow or twitch his nose. No fucks were given about that bowl of rice. I knew right then and there....

I am looking at a dead dog.
This may be the Jim Beam talking, but I enjoyed that immensely. Fucking poetry bro.
 

Rope

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One day I was at home alone. I lived with a few roommates and they were at work. As a medic my hours are not always banker hours, so it was like some random wednesday afternoon at about 1:00 in the summer. I notice at one point that my roommates pit bull is making a weird hacking/gagging sound. I go into the room where the dog is and see that he has vomited and has gone diarrhea on himself in his own little doggie bed. I call my roommate and he says basically 'Okay, well, I'll be home as soon as I can." I decide that the dog can't just lay in it's own shit so I lead him to the bath and clean him. I was never a dog owner so it was my first time ever having to lift a dog tail and clean a dog asshole with my bare hands. I tossed his doggie bed into a large plastic bag and set it outside. I fashioned a new one out of blankets. The whole thing was as gross as imagined, but afterwards I felt better and I am certain that he did as well. He clearly was weak and still felt like shit but at least he was clean.

Cut to 2 days later and it has now officially been two days since he has eaten anything at all. I call my sister who is a vet tech and she says to try to feed him anything at all. Imagine a perfect dog-meal and make it, she says. So we made the dog a warm bowl of rice with baked chicken shredded into it and then drizzled with warm beef broth. When we placed it in front of him as he laid in his bed, he literally (I was paying close attention) did not even so much as raise an eyebrow or twitch his nose. No fucks were given about that bowl of rice. I knew right then and there....

I am looking at a dead dog.
If you posted this 5-6 days before your dog died, I might have been able to save it. This makes me sad.
 

mopoke

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well, in seimones case she is living with her sugar daddy a 59 year old enviormental engineer, whom she describes as a fat disgusting cat man, plus living an hour awy from her i hardly think she can figure out how to get back to my house nor does she know my real last name or address, plus both times shes been to my house it was dark out,
How dark does it get where you live? You don't have house numbers, street signs or Google maps?

Maybe your house might be more appealing than the fat disgusting cat man's one.
 

Izo

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But it was dark
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Caeden

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I am beginning to think the kids and wife are fabrications at worst and ex-wife at best. Maybe we could place bets on this?
 

Johnny53

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Nothing i ever said is a fabrication...........why would it be ? i have been open and honest in this forum,(you have all seen my penis by now) i have read the criticisms and for the most part have chosen not to respond, as all are entitled to their opinions, the opinions expressed here are a reflection of the people that express them, not me...

all that being said which whore should i fuck today ?
 

Caeden

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Could someone photoshop a Twister game wheel with each of the whores' pics in place of a color. Then we could make an app for him that spins the wheel. Maybe even add things like "anal" or "with a syringe in her arm" as options to spice it up.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Could someone photoshop a Twister game wheel with each of the whores' pics in place of a color. Then we could make an app for him that spins the wheel. Maybe even add things like "anal" or "with a syringe in her arm" as options to spice it up.
How to bang a smack hooker the board game, the online edition.
 
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