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lurkingdirk_sl said:
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Pretty sure Johnny49 has spent less on sex then most of the married men on this forum... then again he is married to a dumb biatch who hasn;t realize what he is doing behind the scenes. It's not like he makes enough for her to be a trophy.
 
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how to avoid suspicion....
1. have a separate source for whoring money
2. be overtly horny around your spouse she less likely to think your needs are being otherwise met
3. call or text spouse all day
4. take her phone calls even if your in the middle of a blowjob
5. leave for work and come home from work on time/schedule
6. don't go out at night
7. and this is important....only give her one STD
 
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In another thread people were talking about how they couldn't believe anyone would be stupid enough to use their cell phone to perpetuate cheating on your spouse. I'm guessing your wife doesn't know the passcode for your phone?
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
In another thread people were talking about how they couldn't believe anyone would be stupid enough to use their cell phone to perpetuate cheating on your spouse. I'm guessing your wife doesn't know the passcode for your phone?
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i don't use a password...and i only delete pics and texts at the end of the week

everyone else in my family has there phones password protected
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
how to avoid suspicion....
1. have a separate source for whoring money
2. be overtly horny around your spouse she less likely to think your needs are being otherwise met
3. call or text spouse all day
4. take her phone calls even if your in the middle of a blowjob
5. leave for work and come home from work on time/schedule
6. don't go out at night
7. and this is important....only give her one STD
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Fuck I admire your balls, #4 would never happen regardless if I was getting blown by someone who was a deaf mute. That's just much of a risk there.
 
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If someone actively looks through your phone just to snoop, that's fucked up. I would have problems being with a woman that constantly did that. Sure, you shouldn't have anything worth hiding, but she shouldn't distrust you enough to look either.

However, realistically we all use the other person's phone for shit occasionally or see texts pop up, and that's normal. I can't imagine how that has never, ever resulted in his wife seeing something she shouldn't have, with how long he has been doing that.
 
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My wife and kids use my phone all the time. Just because. When we get in the car, if I'm driving, I give whomever is in the front passenger seat my phone because I don't do anything with my phone when driving.

Shit, I'd be discovered immediately.
 
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Johnny would you leave your wife if you found out she was cheating on you? What would upset you more, if it was just some guy or if she was banging gigolos?
 
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Deena is in love with a Negro
Seimone has disappeared
Capri is cheating on me....(whore)
Kristen is playing mommy
Jaime is in Rehab
 
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