New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

elidib

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A pong movie? I'm not sure there's enough drugs in the world to make whatever abomination of a plot they would need to try to make any of that make sense.
Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Sir, may I present to you the opportunity for an easy sequel to this timeless classic that takes it from the tabletop to the digital screen:

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Dr.Retarded

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Jake Gyllenhaal No GIF


Why can't the bad guys or the terrorists just shoot a missile into the plane with all the "special" people that are supposed to race in the retarded match?

I mean think about it what if you made a movie that you were setting up all this fast and furious type action and then everybody just died, and the finale was the bad guy sitting around laughing.

Maybe maybe takes 20 or 30 minutes and you pull a huge Hood wink. You can probably do it once with cult success, and the first to make it happen will probably make a mint.

Even Ryan Johnson could direct it.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Looks like I'm making the guys at your GIF factory work overtime today. :emoji_grin:
I have a couple I use for various responses because a picture speaks louder than a 1000 words. That one is still my favorite for bad movies or TV shows.

It just works. I mean if I'm going to level up my GIFromancey, you have to know what spells to cast in the appropriate circumstance. I mean let's face it there's an art to using a particular image to make a point or a good joke at the appropriate time. It's just knowing whether or not you've got it prepped or your high enough level to use it.

That's why Arbitrary Arbitrary it's probably a liche of the meme school of magic, because he can cast ancient spells that are still potent.
 
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Kuro

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The new Resident Evil Movie trailer actually looks fun, not "so-dumb-it-might-be-fun" like they usually look.
 
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Homsar

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Pretty sure that they just threw Resident evil on a movie that was already in the works
 
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kroenen

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"Based on a novel by a Nigerian-American author, drawing inspiration from West African mythology and Yoruba culture and language."

Oh, so now it's perfectly fine not to have a racially diverse cast. Tranny free too, imagine that...

 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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"Based on a novel by a Nigerian-American author, drawing inspiration from West African mythology and Yoruba culture and language."

Oh, so now it's perfectly fine not to have a racially diverse cast. Tranny free too, imagine that...


I dunno, this one might be worth it's own thread once the memes come out and the mockery begins.
If it flies under the radar, no, but if the noticing noticers notice noticificously this could be a lolcow for a bit.

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