Kajiimagi
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And he's free to do this cuz there isn't going to be an (unneeded) Blade remake!
Autotune joggers on a "road trip" end up witnessing a murder in an all-white gated community from hell.....
Out on VOD and torrents.
The guy who made the trailer sure liked how they used Kipling's "Boots" poem in the 28 Years Later trailer

The guy who made the trailer sure liked how they used Kipling's "Boots" poem in the 28 Years Later trailer

Yeah we're rooting for the alligator death cult. Maybe the tranny's dick will get bitten off by an alligator and they will finally get that bottom surgery they've been saving up for.That redhead is a tranny, right?
Kind of ruins the movie when you see the hot blonde dies immediately and then we have to follow the tranny around for the rest of the movie.
Unless we're rooting for the gators? Ok, nevermind, I get this movie now!

Let's show the whole movie in the trailer...
I don't mind a "The Descent" type of monster movie, but all the men in this town are so shit-pants scared of going into this mine that little Miss Badass has to do it herself to "get her man back." No breathing protection, and she's lighting sparklers inside an old coal mine. Also, it looks like they bought the creature outfit from the 2005 movie Feast.
Boss monster reveal after the 1:25 mark of the trailer.
They've actually already made this movie, The Devil Below with Will Patton. It's a decent horror movie for cave monsters.
I mean I don't go by review site scores. It's a B movie but it's pretty good.4.3 on IMDB. hehe
I like Will Paxton so I'll check it out. I wasn't even aware this came out.