New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

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When a Militia of unidentified hostiles coordinates a coup against the U.S., the president is forced to drive the presidential limousine and unlock the full extent of The Beast’s highly classified offensive capabilities to save his injured Secret Service agent, reunite with his wife, and save the world.
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Siliconemelons said:
What about… the sequel??

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Nobody mentioning Cameron Mitchell is a disgrace.
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kroenen said:
I don't mind a "The Descent" type of monster movie, but all the men in this town are so shit-pants scared of going into this mine that little Miss Badass has to do it herself to "get her man back." No breathing protection, and she's lighting sparklers inside an old coal mine. Also, it looks like they bought the creature outfit from the 2005 movie Feast.

Boss monster reveal after the 1:25 mark of the trailer.

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Out on VOD and torrents.
 
Juvarisx

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kroenen said:
What are you guys smoking? The guy is literally one of the greatest directors of all time. Don’t believe me? Just look at his directing credits.



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I liked Challengers.

Also I hate that AI fucks up image generation when it has the literal images it could grab. Im not sure whats worse the Back to the Future one or the Heat one. Probably Heat, it looks like a cartoon.
 
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Juvarisx said:
I liked Challengers.

Also I hate that AI fucks up image generation when it has the literal images it could grab. Im not sure whats worse the Back to the Future one or the Heat one. Probably Heat, it looks like a cartoon.
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It's extra funny that I let ChatGPT do it this time rather than doing it all by myself in Photoshop. After all, the trailer for the movie paints this 'AI' called ChatGPT as a threat against humanity, and the little fucker can't even get the images right.
 
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kroenen said:
Oscar worthy performances.....

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This wasn't as good as some Asylum (I know it isn't Asylum, just comparing it to the gold standard) releases, but it was still adequately cheesy and bad. Missed opportunity for some boobage for a movie that takes place at a water park with lifeguards and hijinks.
 
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