NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

Where are the accusations against Brady by Gisele damnit!!!

Famm_sl said:

Where are the accusations against Gisele by Brady damnit!!!

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FTFY.

So now that it's official, raise your hand if you think another shit storm is coming once the HGH testing starts and rash of players are suspended.

BurnemWizfyre_sl said:

So now that it's official, raise your hand if you think another shit storm is coming once the HGH testing starts and rash of players are suspended.

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Will there be anyone left to fucking play these games?

Abefroman_sl said:

Will there be anyone left to fucking play these games?

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Nope. You're naive if you don't believe that 95% of the players are onsomething.

Elurin_sl said:

Nope. You're naive if you don't believe that 95% of the players are onsomething.

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Agree. I think all NFL players are on HGH orsomething, I'm positive.

BurnemWizfyre_sl said:

So now that it's official, raise your hand if you think another shit storm is coming once the HGH testing starts and rash of players are suspended.

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In 5 years the avg. weight of linemen will be 250 lbs.

Chanur_sl said:

It's all in how they handle the testing. If the guys know way ahead of time they will stop. If its random then yeah...NFL going to get wrecked. I would imagine they know that and it will be sparse testing at best.

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How long until they start testing? If they test everyone tomorrow, we won't have any games on Sunday. If they give the guys a season to adjust and get clean before the randoms start, I think we might avoid total collapse.

Maybe its testing to make sure they ARE using HGH!

AngryGerbil_sl said:

How long until they start testing? If they test everyone tomorrow, we won't have any games on Sunday. If they give the guys a season to adjust and get clean before the randoms start, I think we might avoid total collapse.

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They wont get clean. They'll just find something that isn't being tested for right now.

I say fuck it let them ingest any drugs they want as far as the NFL is concerned. If im the NE Patriots though im drug testing for MDMA, cocaine, heroine etc.

I want to say that the current testing models call for a single test during the season and that once you've been tested you can't be tested again until the off season. Without multiple, truly random tests I doubt much will change.

Famm_sl said:

Maybe its testing to make sure they ARE using HGH!

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Honestly, I don't want to watch regular athletes play football. I like the 250 pound linebackers who can run a 4.7 40. Do you really want a realistic football player? He's going to be about 30 pounds lighter and significantly slower. Fuck that.

You sure as shit aren't going to see 200+ pound receivers who can still run worth a shit. They'll all be 170-180 pounds to maintain that quickness.

Now Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine.

Gavinmad_sl said:

Now Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine.

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Next you're going to tell me pitcherbot 5000 was just a modified howitzer.

I can't remember who the professor was talking about who played before steroid injections were mandatory.

Rengak_sl said:

Next you're going to tell me pitcherbot 5000 was just a modified howitzer.

I can't remember who the professor was talking about who played before steroid injections were mandatory.

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Clem Johnson.

These dumb motherfuckers. How hard is it to not hit the dumb annoying bitches in your life?