No Time to Die (007 Bond)

Chris said:

This one has to be proof that there are multiversal cascades which we are falling through, what the fuck.

Maybe we died and our consiousness just woke up in a universe where we lived and for some reason Jaw's Girlfriend's braces is the butterfly event that saved us.

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i dunno if you watched the video, but absolutely everyone swears she had braces, even the OP. even other references to her later on have her with braces. there is nobody that says she didnt have braces. she just does not have them in Moonraker. ever. its the oddest event ive ever seen in a movie. its not like we all agreed to say, yep braces. we all saw them. maybe its like that stupid blue or green dress illusion from years ago.

Goatface said:

i don't remember why was skyfall so big? it made like 75% more than quantum and Casino while spectre made 20% less.

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Skyfall was billed as getting back to basics. Not crying bitch Bond that Quantum of Solace became after the chick died in Casino Royal. Plus, they brought back the old Bond car that was badass as fuck. And it was getting back to his home. Then you had Adele singing the title song, which was very popular. Then compare it to the hunk of shit Sam Smith doing Spectre, and it's a hard pass. Honestly, Billy 'Eyelash' doing The Love Boat... I mean No Time To Die isn't much better. Her voice is so fucking weak and doesn't move you at all.

Spoiler music videos from the last 3 Bond's. It's so pathetic.

Xarpolis said:

Skyfall was billed as getting back to basics. Not crying bitch Bond that Quantum of Solace became after the chick died in Casino Royal. Plus, they brought back the old Bond car that was badass as fuck. And it was getting back to his home. Then you had Adele singing the title song, which was very popular. Then compare it to the hunk of shit Sam Smith doing Spectre, and it's a hard pass. Honestly, Billy 'Eyelash' doing The Love Boat... I mean No Time To Die isn't much better. Her voice is so fucking weak and doesn't move you at all.

Spoiler music videos from the last 3 Bond's. It's so pathetic.

Spoiler

Skyfall


Spectre


No Time To Die

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Adele has pipes unlike all the others who basically whispertalk into the mic.

Not Bond related, but Birdie wrote this when she was young. It blew the director away.

Honestly, Fergie who isn't anywhere near as popular as her BEP days, would dominate as a Bond singer. Holy shit does she have a great voice. Ever hear her Barracuda?


I think it was Slash playing guitar on it.

The best of the modern Bond songs is Casino Royale's because, ya know, Chris fuckin' Cornell.
2nd best is the Radiohead song for Spectre that got dropped for Sam Smith's whining.

I liked Adele’s song too but Sam Smith was just next level garbage.

Barellron said:

The best of the modern Bond songs is Casino Royale's because, ya know, Chris fuckin' Cornell.
2nd best is the Radiohead song for Spectre that got dropped for Sam Smith's whining.

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I never heard the Radiohead song, so I'm going to link both right now. Cornell was always amazing, so it's worth linking.

Every major franchise, from Star Wars to Ghostbusters, has experienced some form of misogynistic and racial backlash when it comes to casting news. Of course, the James Bond franchise wasn’t immune to this online hate, as Lashana Lynch taking up the mantle of 007 sent online trolls into overtime. Lynch hasn’t replied or paid much attention since the internet hate began. That is, until now, when the Captain Marvel star issued a classy response to the online hate.



Criticism surrounding Lashana Lynch’s casting is nothing new. Given the nature of online culture, Lynch seemed unfazed by the racial slurs thrown at her over the pivotal role in a Bond film. The actress made it clear that unknown people’s opinions don’t affect her. The No Time to Die star told The Los Angeles Times about experiencing the dark side of internet culture with the following:

I don’t have anything to say to the trolls apart from it’s none of my business what you think, you have the freedom to live in your truth just like I have the freedom to live in min.

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Should rename the movie "No Time to Woke".

wormie said:

That trailer had a very noticeable lack of female jogging.

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probably the only scenes in the films without Jog Bond

Chukzombi said:

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I highly value the opinion of a whiny scouse wearing an hawaiian shirt.

Grizzlebeard said:

I highly value the opinion of a whiny scouse wearing an hawaiian shirt.

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Good argument.

early predictions are sorta of comical at this point.
$56,000,000 – $85,000,000 opening
$140,000,000 – $240,000,000 domestic total

Huge budget + woke changes that will drive away established fans + Covid slashing potential cinema revenue.

This is the sort of thing that will bankrupt the studio.