On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

Gaige

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Duppin_sl said:
Hah, you're a fucking carnie? That explains even more.
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I'm not, though my parents could be considered that. They do more fairs than they do carnivals though and usually at big fairs like they do the carnival is a completely separate entity that pays the fair a percentage, like any other vendor.
 
Itlan

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Gaige_sl said:
It's pretty funny I guess. People usually change their tune though when they realize how much my parents make every year.
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This is the saddest thing I've ever read... a 40 year old man bragging about how much his PARENTS make. Jesus christ you truly are delusional aren't you? I honestly hope your parents die so you get a dose of fucking reality. Hopefully they leave all their money and property to the Earth, cause they're already pretty fucking stupid so why not.

P.S. My dad takes in over 300k a year base salary, I still wouldn't take his money if he offered it. So don't even get into your bullshit "your parents are poor" argument you five year old.
 
Hoss

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Nice job of bragging about how much your parents make in the same post you bashed someone else for bragging about what their parents make.
 
Lenas

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It'd be more impressive if you were like the rest of us and had a non-existent father and alcoholic mother that you had to provide for on top of your expensive Netflix bill.
 
Itlan

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Hoss_sl said:
Nice job of bragging about how much your parents make in the same post you bashed someone else for bragging about what their parents make.
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What does it matter what my father makes? He doesn't support me. Unlike Gaige. That's the point. Troll.
 
Itlan

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Hoss_sl said:
I think gaige's dad is dead, BTW.
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khalid

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Fuck you Gaige for making Duppin seem like the sane one in this conversation.

You are a middle-aged man living with a 25 year old with a kid, who lusts after women half his age and mooches off his parents. Of course that is all legal, but it also makes you a piece of shit.
 
Hoss

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Shit makes me laugh everytime it happens because I'm pretty sure gaige has no feelings. It's like punching at a tar baby.

I think I've seen exactly 1 person who ever got to him in one of these types of threads. Wish I could summon her now.
 
Gaige

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khalid_sl said:
Fuck you Gaige for making Duppin seem like the sane one in this conversation.

You are a middle-aged man living with a 25 year old with a kid, who lusts after women half his age and mooches off his parents. Of course that is all legal, but it also makes you a piece of shit.
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Opinions vary. I also lust after 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, and 24 year olds. I haven't slept with any of them in the past 10+ years either
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I think I was 22 or 23 the last time I slept with a teenager (she was 19). That's what so funny about all of this. People act like it's a big deal that I said I'd fuck 16 year olds if it were the legal age where I live... but I mean 18 is legal where I live and I haven't fucked any of those. I'm just honest saying if the opportunity arose and it was legal I would. Not like that matters, not many 18 year olds lining up to sleep with 36 year old chubby momma's boys. I'll stick to my gf, tbh.

People just get offended I'm so honest about my opinions. It's much more normal to be my age and flat out say fucking 18 year olds is gross (and then spank it to 18 year old teenie porn all night long) like the rest of the motherfuckers on this board do.

I mean Jesus Christ go look at the pretty girl thread - so many chicks in there in the 16 to 19 age range it's not even funny.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
Shit makes me laugh everytime it happens because I'm pretty sure gaige has no feelings. It's like punching at a tar baby.
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Well, it's pretty clear his parents have sheltered him his whole life and told him what a special unique snowflake he is. It's the only way someone could get THAT disconnected from reality.
 
Gaige

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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
God gaige, you need to just die, preferably a slow and painful death.
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No one lives forever.

Duppin_sl said:
Well, it's pretty clear his parents have sheltered him his whole life and told him what a special unique snowflake he is. It's the only way someone could get THAT disconnected from reality.
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Considering I was adopted in my late teens I don't think you have any sort of clue what you're talking about at all.
 
zombiewizardhawk

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Gaige_sl said:
I mean 18 is legal where I live and I haven't fucked any of those.
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Who knew that most teenage girls would not, actually, fuck some 40 year old whose parents buy them everything.

Also, there is a difference between finding someone attractive and actually being willing to fuck them at the drop of a hat.
 
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