On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?
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Hoss
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I was thinking of a different song. Super Cop by Ray Stevens. Can't find the lyrics, but it goes something like this
I know a fella who lives down the block.
His elevator don't go quite to the top
He works down at the mega mall where everybody shops
He's a rentaguard, we all call super cop.
Heel caps on his tennis shoes,
One bullet in his gun.
He saunters down the sidewalk
Making sparks fly just for fun.
All the little kids marvel, and the big kids run
Aint gunna be no more crime when super cop is done.
Super cop, he's got his eyes on you.
Super cop, you better watch out what you do
Super Cop, Law enforcement is his life,
He's got an autographed picture of Barney Fife
Lookit that fella parked in that handi capped space, aint got a sticker on his car any place.
Saw me comin, started runnin. So I shot him in toe.
Said hey boy, you handicapped now, you aint gotta go.
If you'd stop hoppin around there, I'll write you this here temporary tag
He drives a '63 GMC
That he hand painted black and white
Swat team clothes and nobody knows
where he got that flashing police light.
Well well, look whats parked in the fire lane, a shiny new corvette.
I'll each that little hot rodder a lesson he won't soon forget.
Now, most cops would just write him a ticket, or put a wheel lock on his tire.
Not me. I'll strike a match, throw it in the gas tank, set the whole durn thing on fire.
That way they learn by association.
Whoo, lookit that thing go, I didn't know fiberglass burned like that.
Looks kinda like a lava lamp.
There was another verse about dealing with a shopper with 11 items in a 10 item or less lane, but I can't remember it.
I know a fella who lives down the block.
His elevator don't go quite to the top
He works down at the mega mall where everybody shops
He's a rentaguard, we all call super cop.
Heel caps on his tennis shoes,
One bullet in his gun.
He saunters down the sidewalk
Making sparks fly just for fun.
All the little kids marvel, and the big kids run
Aint gunna be no more crime when super cop is done.
Super cop, he's got his eyes on you.
Super cop, you better watch out what you do
Super Cop, Law enforcement is his life,
He's got an autographed picture of Barney Fife
Lookit that fella parked in that handi capped space, aint got a sticker on his car any place.
Saw me comin, started runnin. So I shot him in toe.
Said hey boy, you handicapped now, you aint gotta go.
If you'd stop hoppin around there, I'll write you this here temporary tag
He drives a '63 GMC
That he hand painted black and white
Swat team clothes and nobody knows
where he got that flashing police light.
Well well, look whats parked in the fire lane, a shiny new corvette.
I'll each that little hot rodder a lesson he won't soon forget.
Now, most cops would just write him a ticket, or put a wheel lock on his tire.
Not me. I'll strike a match, throw it in the gas tank, set the whole durn thing on fire.
That way they learn by association.
Whoo, lookit that thing go, I didn't know fiberglass burned like that.
Looks kinda like a lava lamp.
There was another verse about dealing with a shopper with 11 items in a 10 item or less lane, but I can't remember it.
RobXIII
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I 'dated' an 18 year old when I was 24 or 25. I never went all in with her, but it was fun messing around with that body for sure (tone tummy, yet curvy, mmm)
That said, even when I was 24 years young, I had *nothing* in common, and conversations blew.
If I wasn't married now, I would not even think about dating someone that young again. Plus I'm now in my late 30's. I can just agree with my wife when she hates on the teens wearing short shorts. Then I oogle anyway because we're all DOMs, Dirty Old Men!
That said, even when I was 24 years young, I had *nothing* in common, and conversations blew.
If I wasn't married now, I would not even think about dating someone that young again. Plus I'm now in my late 30's. I can just agree with my wife when she hates on the teens wearing short shorts. Then I oogle anyway because we're all DOMs, Dirty Old Men!
I'm 34, and if in a department store an 18 year old tried to advise me on a new suit, I'd roll my eyes and find management. If a hottie 18 year old tried to sell me a car, I'd leave the dealership. If I was in Frys and some little bimbo was spitting game about how to best way to increase my FPS, I'd just go read a guide online.
Yet, getting into an intimate relationship with them is cool? We wouldn't value their first thought about jack shit, like I'm going to get involved with one? I'm sorry, not to toot my own horn, but I can see you only having 1 or 2 response to this question: "You're right" or "But...but...young pussy!" and if you choose the second, you're submitting and agreeing with all the non pedo fucks in this thread.
Yet, getting into an intimate relationship with them is cool? We wouldn't value their first thought about jack shit, like I'm going to get involved with one? I'm sorry, not to toot my own horn, but I can see you only having 1 or 2 response to this question: "You're right" or "But...but...young pussy!" and if you choose the second, you're submitting and agreeing with all the non pedo fucks in this thread.
Erronius
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Naww, I don't think that's the Abyss. It's that one movie where they went underwater to find bombs or someshit, and I think there were aliens underwater with them. I just can't remember the name of the movie.
Grossest thing in that pic is those Kleenexes. You never know where they've been; people stick them into all sorts of crazy places.
Well, if they're Gaige's, I think we have a pretty good idea of where they've been stuck.
Pretty sure you're thinking of Leviathan or Cocoon, I forget. They're pretty much the exact same movie.
(On the real, that was the greatest derail/article/trolling thread in our entire history. People were losing their minds.)
Gaige
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Buying dumb shit mostly. I already have 7 of the Xbone launch games, for instance. Just bought a new GTX 780. I've bought 3 sets of wheels for my car this year already. Shit like that.
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