One Battle After Another (2025)

This was... long. It was good, but outside Sensei and maybe Bob sucked. Not that they were portrayed poorly, but that they as people sucked. Perfidia seemed to be like something Tucker Carlson drew up in his mind. Lockjaw was just all over the place and his only defining characteristic was being an A-type personality who never unclinched his asshole. All the French 75 people folded immediately under pressure or just sucked at their jobs.

The first 40ish minutes felt like a movie. The following 2 hours felt like a movie that was probably 30 minutes too long. The Christmas Adventurer's Club is pretty hilarious because an organization like that would have the gayest childish name possible. They'd also probably secretly be fucking each other, but that'd probably be a little over the top.

Overall maybe 8/10, but fuck it was long.

Didn't get shut off but 3rd act dragged. Not really a movie I will ever see again, it'd get shut off. Not enough going on outside of DiCaprio and Del Toro. Lockjaw was a lowlight, per the reviews. He's overracting throughout and came across as a toon. He could have taken it down a notch and the scenes would have carried better.