The movement speed from the tormented spirit possession from the league chests is so nice.
No sir, I have my standardsDid you take AlinitysToiletWater?

Wouldn't your crabs save you since they live in the water?I drowned a few times early before I realized what was really even happening. In the campaign when you're slow getting in the water is almost certain death with how big the action speed penalty is, so you definitely gotta escape before the edges catch you.
Loot payouts are nuts in the campaign though. It gives you so much gold I gambed like 100+ wands in act4.
GGG fucking loves all their "setup" mechanics, but they're absolutely horrible to interact with 5,000+ times.Setting up the voyages is annoying. If you run a ton of charts and have more than the 9/9 to do a voyage then maybe it's slightly less annoying but who wants to spend 1-10 minutes piecing together the puzzles just so they can go do their grand underwater heistexpedition where you can't see the chests beforehand so just have to hope you hit the good reward spots for 10 minutes too.
Captain Lance is coping so hard I'm wondering if he's trolling. He stumbles across a merc he wants, it turns into an uber pinnacle fight, he's all excited to showcase how much of an upgrade it is, runs a T11 showcase with underwhelming clear and single target. This is likely getting hotfixed, the disparity is far too great to leave for next league.