photo shop wizards, I call upon you for your help.

5am looking through dick pics to make a shity fucking shoop. That is what my life has become.

Could he be the son of this image?

That picture gave me ebola and aids and now I'm blind. Fuckers.

I mean, it's pretty sad because it would be quite easy to manipulate people into making shitty photoshops of that picture by either A) providing tits or B) claiming it was you and you neededhelpimproving it to make it appropriate for a family photo album thereby duping people into fucking with it.

Or, you could just do A without payment and fuck it up entirely.