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Thank you Rerolled,

I am a 41 year old male. Fat, single, ugly and depressed. Recently I'd been thinking of going to a hooker just to feel some semblance of human attachment.

Rerolled, in ONE FUCKING POST, you just saved me a bunch of money AND given me better body image.

I owe you guys =)

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I'm sure she lost her gag reflex stuffing her face

Thank you Erronius, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Seriously, who fucking pays these bitches? Has 'Murica gotten so bad that even our hookers are ugly and fat? :\

This thread has been an education for me.

I thought they were being funny when they put this chick in Borat, turns out they were being quite realistic.

cross post from the other thread:

Not the most ugly but... yeah...

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No jokes, she calls herself Thunda Thighs

So, what's the deal with all of the fake profiles? Is it a bait and switch or do they just straight up mug you?

I'm including craigslist trannys because backpage has too many hot chicks and hurts my feels. Also, you know this board and trannys


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Guy looking like he is vomiting in the background is a nice touch


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CyrusReij_sl said:

Has 'Murica gotten so bad that even our hookers are ugly and fat? :\

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Yeah, it's not that the hot skinny chicks pull sugar daddies, strip, get shit from all kinds of random people, etc. instead of hooking, it's that there are no girls here who are not fat and ugly.

How much? They pay men to have sex with THEM, right?

You aren't doing anything to dissuade my stereotypical preconceptions of Kansas City.

Perhaps their only hope of getting hired is as a joke for a 21st birthday party for some awkward geek who's got no chance with a normal girl.

That makes sense. I think.