Poop smell through toilet paper

Aamry

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Just got home and gave the bidet a good test. Not sure how I feel about blasting poowater directly into my ballsack.

We'll see if the wife notices I suppose...
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you bought the same one I posted? It has two settings, Feminine and Butthole. The butthole one is always dead on for me.

It doesn't get my nuts, you got some low hangers?
 
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Aamry said:
you bought the same one I posted? It has two settings, Feminine and Butthole. The butthole one is always dead on for me.

It doesn't get my nuts, you got some low hangers?
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I got a $40 one I ordered right before you posted that one.

Yea I've got some droopy nuts but if it weren't for my boys, It'd be blasting out the front of the toilet anyways. Maybe ill see if I can bend the nozzle a little bit.
 
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lol, i love dropping a big ass lumberjack in the toilet and just sit and read for 20 minutes, clean up, close door, and then wait for the inevitable "GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK" from the wife.
 
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yerm

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If your assblaster is shooting shitwater you probably have it set up wrong.

Also, I have mine set to where the guy function does what I want and the girl function is turned back a bit to basically give me a colonoscopy, for when I really wanna be sure my nastiness is cared for. You guys seem intelligent, I'm sure you can work it out with moving a nozzle.
 
Bandwagon

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If the water ricochets off my dirty butt and hits my balls, it's poowater. I'm not saying it's submerged.
 
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Gotta find a german wife and you wont have any of these problems.
 
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pysek

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Yea I've got some droopy nuts but if it weren't for my boys, It'd be blasting out the front of the toilet anyways.
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I'm pretty sure if I'm ever lost at sea, I could take off about 30% of my nutsack and make a sail.
 
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On a hot muggy day forget about it. I could absolutely jump off a cliff and parachute down safely.
 
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Cybsled

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You definitely need to learn seat positioning with those. When I visited Japan, I tried one but apparently I was sitting too far back and this water jet shot out between my legs and splashed the wall lol
 
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