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I'm a doctor and I doWell, if you say so!![]()
He’ll probably ask about your avatar first though.I fear being a part of this forum will be a tough one for me to explain to God.
Sounds like you need to europeanize your toilet, careful might turn you gay faster then this forum with Fedor banned.
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I love a good bum gun. Used them all the time in SE asia. So clean, so wet.
I just searched the forum for "bidet" to find recommendations, but I found this thread instead.
You're a weird dude, @Falxy-US
I ordered this one about 20 minutes before your post. Just installed it in about 15 minutes and the toilet seat still feels fine. Haven't loosed a deuce yet, but I've never been so excited for a messy shit.Amazon product ASIN B08JYHZ24Q
Relatively inexpensive, works great. Since it's built into the seat, it doesn't lift up the back or anything weird.
If she notices poowater being blasted directly into her ballsack?Just got home and gave the bidet a good test. Not sure how I feel about blasting poowater directly into my ballsack.
We'll see if the wife notices I suppose...