Quick legal threat

Aychamo BanBan

Aychamo BanBan

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So, my ex left her phone in a Lyft. Lyft is aware, gave us the girls contact info. She is ghosting us (for over 12 hours.) What can I text to make it sound like I'm a lawyer and she's going to be in trouble for stolen property, or something like that?
 
Noodleface

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I wouldn't even fuck around. I'd file a police report over stolen property
 
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Aychamo BanBan

Aychamo BanBan

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Thank you. I wasn't sure if it would be stolen property or not since technically she left the phone, but I was thinking the same thing. Thank you.
 
DickTrickle

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If she's smart, you're probably fucked. She can tell the cops she never saw it and that if it was left behind perhaps another customer took it.
 
GuardianX

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as an aside:

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this is an amazing app and you can basically get down to the foot level of accuracy with it. You can also set it up as a hidden background app that can never be uninstalled without knowing it is there.
 
Noodleface

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"if you don't give my phone back my dick will contact the police. Here's a pic of him filling out the complaint _
 
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BrutulTM

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In my experience, the police don't give a fuck about stolen property. The best you can hope for is that they won't sound too annoyed that you are making them fill out a piece of paper about your stolen item that no one will read ever.
 
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