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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:

So, hypothetically speaking if you matched with a 10 on Tinder, then went out on a first date that went amazing, and at the end of the date she said she's a major porn star looking to date a "normal" guy, what would you do?

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lots and lots of ass to mouth

You have basically described the perfect woman here.

Shameless whore.
Self Motivated.
Clarity of Purpose.
Physically Attractive.

AND

She likes me for me?!?!?

Gnomedolf_sl said:

Second date went well tonight. I like the chick. She's got a huge rack. Meanwhile, earlier today, the first chick that couldn't make up her damn mind, contacted me and said she's decided she wants to date me. So now I've got another date with the new chick on Friday and a date with the first chick on Saturday. I've only dated one woman at a time until now. Is this what being a playa is like?

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I wouldn't waste my time with the first one. She'll date you until she meets someone else she wants to bang and then be all "we're moving too fast, I need space. My mind is all messed up" again. Unless you don't care about that.

Khane_sl said:

I wouldn't waste my time with the first one. She'll date you until she meets someone else she wants to bang and then be all "we're moving too fast, I need space. My mind is all messed up" again. Unless you don't care about that.

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This.

Khane_sl said:

Fuck her brains out constantly until I got tired of it.

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Thanks, that's all the push I needed. My dick was telling me one thing and my brain another.

Gnomedolf_sl said:

Second date went well tonight. I like the chick. She's got a huge rack. Meanwhile, earlier today, the first chick that couldn't make up her damn mind, contacted me and said she's decided she wants to date me. So now I've got another date with the new chick on Friday and a date with the first chick on Saturday. I've only dated one woman at a time until now. Is this what being a playa is like?

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Huge Rack vs flaky chick? No contest..

You'll run into this multi-date situation frequently no matter how hard you try and avoid it. One day you can message 10 chicks and get no response, then the next day get 4 responses out of 10, all of whom you like and have to figure out how to stagger dates with. It gets even harder when you have to figure out who to eventually cull, particularly when you risk getting the pink slip as well. Distance yourself from Sally because you like Jennifer more, but then Jennifer gives you the "we're moving too fast" line? You just went from 2-0 to 0-2 overnight.

The hardest part for me about multi-dating (besides time consumption) is keeping your stories straight. Remembering what stories/commitments you've made with whom without getting them mixed up is probably my Achilles heel when dating multiple chicks at the same time. That and coming up with reasonable sounding excuses as to why I can't see her on X night, when in actuality it's because I'm seeing some other chick.

mkopec_sl said:

Sounds like an good adventure. Keep frame and dont fall in love. And in the meantime have some fucking fun.

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Funny, two friends have mirrored the same statement of "don't fall in love".. Thankfully that's only happened twice in my 42 years, so I'm hoping to maintain it. She definitely doesn't fit the stereotype of a porn star-- or at least not the one I envisioned. She doesn't do drugs, is ridiculously into fitness and eating healthy, has a beautiful and clean house, and runs an organized looking home office where she does all her marketing/Skype meetings from. She definitely runs her career like a professional business.

Without devaluing my worth, I basically asked her why she was interested in me (I mean, she a 9-10 porn star that seemingly makes more than I do even), and her response was "I like grown up nerds that dress well; plus you treated me like a lady even after I told you what I do". She's basically the opposite of most chicks-- the nicer you treat her, the more she actually likes you. Kind of refreshing in a sense..

Will report back after 3rd date this weekend..

If you accidentally star in a gangbang, you HAVE to tell us which dick is yours. So that we can cheer for you.

It's the biggest one.

What if it turns out this is one of the chicks J49 was banging?

Tenks_sl said:

What if it turns out this is one of the chicks J49 was banging?

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Doubtful, this one doesn't do drugs or hook (as far as I know). She has a house in a nice neighborhood, drives a new 911, and at least outwardly seems to really have her shit together. Has a personal trainer, nutritionist, etc-- she's pretty serious about her "career". No doubt she has a ton of baggage stuffed away somewhere, but she's doing a pretty good job at keeping it hidden so far. I've avoided watching any of her videos online, though a few of the aforementioned friends have told me they've already blown multiple loads to her work and are now vicariously living their lives through I conduct things going forward.

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:

Doubtful, this one doesn't do drugs or hook (as far as I know). She has a house in a nice neighborhood, drives a new 911, and at least outwardly seems to really have her shit together. Has a personal trainer, nutritionist, etc-- she's pretty serious about her "career". No doubt she has a ton of baggage stuffed away somewhere, but she's doing a pretty good job at keeping it hidden so far. I've avoided watching any of her videos online, though a few of the aforementioned friends have told me they've already blown multiple loads to her work and are now vicariously living their lives through I conduct things going forward.

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So uhh, who is she? For science, of course.

Haast_sl said:

So uhh, who is she? For science, of course.

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I can't believe it took this long for someone to ask.

Haast_sl said:

So uhh, who is she? For science, of course.

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Not going to risk blowing things at this juncture. She has Google alerts setup for her name and I'd risk her landing on this page in short order-- then it could possibly be game over. Let's just say she's popular enough to have 200K+ Twitter followers.

Don't worry, I wouldn't believe me either. Fuck, I still don't really believe it. I'm a fucking computer nerd ( a successful decent looking one, but nonetheless..) and she's an 8-9 face and 10 body with a good personality.

mkopec_sl said:

After the first date (I always pay for the first date) they either pay or GTFO. Your goal as a man is to have them vying for you, not the other way around. Needy desperate type of shit is a sure turn off for her. Besides, why should someone who has a job (hopefully she has a job) not pay for a date sometimes?

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Paying for the first date is a terrible idea in my opinion since you are basically going in blind. I've always waited till like date three before I'd even buy them a drink. It also let's you know if they expect to be taken care of or not when they make a fuss about paying for shit.