Red Sonja for the Modern Audience

Hoss

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I never thought brigiette neilsen was all that hot. So the lack of boobs to get a hotter girl is an upgrade in my mind.

Also, you gave me a weird boner thinking about 3 xena's back to back. This girl kinda reminds me of callisto from xena. I don't suppose we're lucky enough for this to be rated R or NR are we?
 
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Intrinsic

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Hoss said:
I never thought brigiette neilsen was all that hot. So the lack of boobs to get a hotter girl is an upgrade in my mind.

Also, you gave me a weird boner thinking about 3 xena's back to back. This girl kinda reminds me of callisto from xena. I don't suppose we're lucky enough for this to be Rater R or NR are we?
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No, it has some beheadings and blood and whatnot but no boobage.
 
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Once the blue haired land manatees and fucking Disney Adults (sometimes one in the same) are out of Hollywood we'll start seeing boobage in Hollywood again. We're already headed in the right direction but it'll be awhile.
 
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Cybsled

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I mean you could do worse than something reminiscent of Xena

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Hmm, just got around to this now. Sad booby-mcboob got arrowed in the beginning, meh, at least she was interesting as a boss lady. But lucky for us RS sure does love her horse (cock), which they spend more screentime with than a romance if any. Cyclops was lol. But what was with the spear in the power source, dafuq. Now at the scene where she gets skewered and horsecock saves her, brings her to some lady of a lake. Ridic, but funny so far. Ah ma gawd she comes back arrowing one in the eye, lololol. I donno 5/10, chest too flat, mebbe 6/10 with legs but short though. Needs more Deathstalker tits and ass in general.
 
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Today, Arrow releases a 4K restoration of the 1985 classic, sourced from the original negative.




Product Features


  • 4K ULTRA HD LIMITED EDITION CONTENTS
  • • 4K restoration from the original negative with new HDR grading by Arrow Films
  • • 4K (2160p) UHD Blu-ray presentation in Dolby Vision (HDR10 compatible)
  • • Original lossless mono audio and optional DTS-HD MA 5.1 surround audio
  • • Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
  • • Brand new audio commentary by critics Eugenio Ercolani and Troy Howarth
  • • Brand new audio commentary with comic book expert Dave Baxter
  • • The Prince and Me, a newly filmed interview with actor Ernie Reyes Jr.
  • • Swords, Stunts and Sonja, a newly filmed interview with action unit supervisor Vic Armstrong
  • • The Last of the Invincibles, a newly filmed interview with Schwarzenegger's stunt double Pietro Torrisi
  • • The Danish Girl, a newly filmed interview with stuntman Ottaviano Dell'Acqua
  • • The 12 Labors of Red Sonja, a newly filmed interview with assistant production manager Stefano Spadoni
  • • The Marvel of Primitive Technology, a newly filmed interview with FX artist Domingo Lizcano discussing the work of Emilio Ruiz del Río
  • • Moulding Fantasies, a newly filmed interview with make-up FX assistant Adriano Carboni
  • • Bodybuilding the Imagery, an archival unreleased interview with poster artist Renato Casaro
  • • The Man Who Raised Hollywood, an archive featurette on Schwarzenegger's career featuring filmmakers Peter Hyams and Arthur Allan Seidelman, producer Edward Pressman and others
  • • Red Sonja vs. Kalidor: The Making of a Misunderstanding, an archive interview with assistant director Michel Ferry
  • • Theatrical trailer
  • • Image gallery
  • • Reversible sleeve featuring two original artwork options by Renato Casaro
  • • Collectors' perfect-bound booklet featuring new writing on the film by John Walsh, Nanni Cobretti and Barry Forshaw
  • • Double-sided foldout poster featuring two original artwork options by Renato Casaro
  • • Six postcard-sized reproduction artcards
 
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Mahes

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kroenen said:
Today, Arrow releases a 4K restoration of the 1985 classic, sourced from the original negative.




Product Features


  • 4K ULTRA HD LIMITED EDITION CONTENTS
  • • 4K restoration from the original negative with new HDR grading by Arrow Films
  • • 4K (2160p) UHD Blu-ray presentation in Dolby Vision (HDR10 compatible)
  • • Original lossless mono audio and optional DTS-HD MA 5.1 surround audio
  • • Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
  • • Brand new audio commentary by critics Eugenio Ercolani and Troy Howarth
  • • Brand new audio commentary with comic book expert Dave Baxter
  • • The Prince and Me, a newly filmed interview with actor Ernie Reyes Jr.
  • • Swords, Stunts and Sonja, a newly filmed interview with action unit supervisor Vic Armstrong
  • • The Last of the Invincibles, a newly filmed interview with Schwarzenegger's stunt double Pietro Torrisi
  • • The Danish Girl, a newly filmed interview with stuntman Ottaviano Dell'Acqua
  • • The 12 Labors of Red Sonja, a newly filmed interview with assistant production manager Stefano Spadoni
  • • The Marvel of Primitive Technology, a newly filmed interview with FX artist Domingo Lizcano discussing the work of Emilio Ruiz del Río
  • • Moulding Fantasies, a newly filmed interview with make-up FX assistant Adriano Carboni
  • • Bodybuilding the Imagery, an archival unreleased interview with poster artist Renato Casaro
  • • The Man Who Raised Hollywood, an archive featurette on Schwarzenegger's career featuring filmmakers Peter Hyams and Arthur Allan Seidelman, producer Edward Pressman and others
  • • Red Sonja vs. Kalidor: The Making of a Misunderstanding, an archive interview with assistant director Michel Ferry
  • • Theatrical trailer
  • • Image gallery
  • • Reversible sleeve featuring two original artwork options by Renato Casaro
  • • Collectors' perfect-bound booklet featuring new writing on the film by John Walsh, Nanni Cobretti and Barry Forshaw
  • • Double-sided foldout poster featuring two original artwork options by Renato Casaro
  • • Six postcard-sized reproduction artcards
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People watched that movie because Arnold Schwarzenegger was in it.
 
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