Lumie
Duppin
Mentally ill or not, Lumie gets the nod for earnestly pretending to cure cancer. Merlin is no where near that offensively, dangerously, and criminally much of an asshat.
Sorry Duppin, you'll be runner up. But 2nd place is better than 4th! I just think a_skeleton_03 is funny. And I have to respect a man who is willing to march straight into the Atheist thread and preach the Gospel and THEN get pissed off cause they call him stupid. Some might call that asshattery. I call that a good fuckin' week. Onward, Christian Soldier.
COMMIE FUCK