Resident Evil (2026)

Morsakin

Golden Knight of the Realm
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133
What a fucking let-down this movie was. It's like they melded two different movies together between the first and second half.

Any of the attempted "humor" was just as others have described -- just...not funny. Like the socially maladjusted guy at work trying to make a joke and failing...repeatedly.

Am I the only one who gets second-hand infuriated watching someone, real world or otherwise, fumbling their way through critical moments? Not just the main character either, in this case. Once is fine, I get it. It builds tension, but after that it quickly becomes irksome. The scientists were just the icing on the cake.

I've got to assume it was Hatten, as the points emphasized by Cregger in the pre-release interviews were pretty emphasized in the first half and more or less flew out the window in the second. How is this dude gainfully employed?
 

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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21,863
Thinking back this movie reminded me more of The Thing. Problem is the story, practical special effects etc.. of The Thing (Kurt version) was vastly superior to this. Felt like 80% of this was the main char running around like a retard and I didn't see any reason why he should even finish the journey he was on vs turning around and noping out.
If you don't finish the quest you don't get the 100% achievement