So I start out in a car and work my way through the area to the house. Some of the outside is too blurry in VR. But once inside the house, it clears up. Headphones in, jacked, ready to go. VR on. It's time to go inside and it's basically the demo so I knew what to expect. Throw in a tape, see where I can flip the secret door, down I go after watching the video tape. Now, everything is new.
As I go through the sewer system the water is up to my neck, and I am thinking to myself, holy shit this is a cool experience. I actually feel like I am moving through neck high water... And then.... Bubbles. Uh? What's causing those bubbles? And while I am wondering what the hell is causing the bubbles and what is going to jump up at me, THE DEAD BODY FROM THE VIDEO TAPE FLIES OUT OF THE WATER LIKE A COFFIN OUT OF THE POOL IN POLTERGEIST AND I HAVE MY FIRST HEART ATTACK.
10 minutes later after I reattach the PSVR to my console...
I am heading through this under the house sewer area and oh sure... while exploring every nook and cranny I come up to none other than... A girl sleeping in a jail cell. Wait... I played Kitchen. That outfit looks REALLY familiar.... Great. Here we go.
So I open up the jail door and then I just sit there and watched.... because I KNEW something was going to pop at me. It had to. I spent 5 minutes debating if I should move closer... because I think I already know what is about to happen.... Wait... Wait... Ok here we go screw it. I'm dead.
Move closer and it just turns into a normal scene where I am waking up my girlfriend and she is normal. Wait... Wait just a minute... Now, I KNOW something is going to happen to her... Because I played through kitchen and they look an AWFUL LOT A LIKE. But we talk. She asks why I am there. I said you sent me an email asking to come. She said she doesn't remem,ber doing that, and "OH BY THE WAY WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE".
No shit really?
So all of a sudden she gets tired and needs to take a break then she vanishes into a secret doorway and screams for help and then I go into the secret doorway and out comes SATAN WOMAN WHO I KNEW WOULD COME OUT EVENTUALLY.
Right now I am freaked out - getting stabbed. She then turns back to normal. Says shes sorry. That wasn't her. And I feel like I am on a bad episode of My Crazy Ex. There are some other things that happen for the next 30 minutes as I get continually attacked by Satan woman soon to be ex girlfriend because she just tried to kill me 50 times, Oh, and cut off my hand.... Yay. Blood everywhere...
Oh great now she is coming after me with a chainsaw after I killed her twice already AND SHE KEEPS COMING BACK TO LIFE. And WHAM.
"Welcome to the family".
Wake up. At the dinner table. Complete with GRANDMA SITTING IN WHEEL CHAIR STARING AT ME while I am being forcefed what looks like brain tissue. Oh fun. Now, this grandma looks EXACTLY like grandPA from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And in VR? Well, you get an upclose version real life look. And it's freaky. You know what is also freaky? When I break away from the chair and start figuring out how to get out of there and WHEREEVER I MOVE TO IN THE VICINITY OF GRANDMA SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK AT ME!
Holy Hannah!